【生活大爆炸】SO3EO5（4） 性味相投
來源：滬江聽寫酷
2012-05-19 22:00
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Api/U21HyVpCDHK+l1lHz2stqkP7KQNt6nnjm+2s1SiJg9aQ0/XM5GeZd4E5iHTB9kEqDhAQ588dvgu0ho/ 背景：Penny給Howard介紹了對象，約會中…… -Howard: How about computers? Do you like computers? -Bernadette: I use them. I don't like them. -Howard: Okay... Puppies. Where do you ____1____ puppies? -Bernadette: A puppy once bit my face. -Howard: Of course it did. -Leonard: How about that? Einstein was wrong. -Penny: What? -Leonard: Approaching the speed of light doesn't slow down time. Approaching them does. -Howard: Excuse me. Oh, damn. It's my mother. -Bernadette: Are you going to answer it? -Howard: I'm ___2___. She might be dying, and, you know, I wouldn't want to miss that. On the other hand, if I let it go to voicemail, I could play it over and over. -Bernadette: I know how you feel. My mother makes me crazy. -Howard: Not as crazy as my mother makes me. -Bernadette: Oh, yeah? Does your mother call you every day at work to see if you've had a __________3__________? -Howard: My mother calls me at work to see if I had a healthy bowel movement. -Bernadette: Okay, well, does she lay out your clothes for you in the morning like you're nine years old? -Howard: You live with your mother? -Bernadette: No. ___________4____________. -Howard: Ooh, rough. Okay, check this out. My mother made me wear rubber gloves to kindergarten so I wouldn't pick up a disease from the other children. -Bernadette: That's nothing. I couldn't ride a bicycle 'cause my mother was afraid I’d hit a bump and lose my virginity. -Howard: Oh, wow. You didn't, did you? -Bernadette: Not on a bicycle. In a Camery. -Howard: Oh! Corolla! More wine? -Bernadette: I’d love some. -Howard: Listen, you have to come to Shabbat dinner at my house sometime. -Bernadette: Why? -Howard: A Catholic girl like you wearing a big cross like that might just give my mother the big brain aneurysm I’ve been hoping for. -Bernadette: Okay, but only if you come to Sunday dinner at my house wearing a yarmulke. -Howard: _________5__________.
Api/U21HyVpCDHK+l1lHz2stqkP7KQNt6nnjm+2s1SiJg9aQ0/XM5GeZd4E5iHTB9kEqDhAQ588dvgu0ho/ 背景：Penny給Howard介紹了對象，約會中…… -Howard: How about computers? Do you like computers? -Bernadette: I use them. I don't like them. -Howard: Okay... Puppies. Where do you ____1____ puppies? -Bernadette: A puppy once bit my face. -Howard: Of course it did. -Leonard: How about that? Einstein was wrong. -Penny: What? -Leonard: Approaching the speed of light doesn't slow down time. Approaching them does. -Howard: Excuse me. Oh, damn. It's my mother. -Bernadette: Are you going to answer it? -Howard: I'm ___2___. She might be dying, and, you know, I wouldn't want to miss that. On the other hand, if I let it go to voicemail, I could play it over and over. -Bernadette: I know how you feel. My mother makes me crazy. -Howard: Not as crazy as my mother makes me. -Bernadette: Oh, yeah? Does your mother call you every day at work to see if you've had a __________3__________? -Howard: My mother calls me at work to see if I had a healthy bowel movement. -Bernadette: Okay, well, does she lay out your clothes for you in the morning like you're nine years old? -Howard: You live with your mother? -Bernadette: No. ___________4____________. -Howard: Ooh, rough. Okay, check this out. My mother made me wear rubber gloves to kindergarten so I wouldn't pick up a disease from the other children. -Bernadette: That's nothing. I couldn't ride a bicycle 'cause my mother was afraid I’d hit a bump and lose my virginity. -Howard: Oh, wow. You didn't, did you? -Bernadette: Not on a bicycle. In a Camery. -Howard: Oh! Corolla! More wine? -Bernadette: I’d love some. -Howard: Listen, you have to come to Shabbat dinner at my house sometime. -Bernadette: Why? -Howard: A Catholic girl like you wearing a big cross like that might just give my mother the big brain aneurysm I’ve been hoping for. -Bernadette: Okay, but only if you come to Sunday dinner at my house wearing a yarmulke. -Howard: _________5__________.
stand on
torn
healthy lunch
That’s the sad part
It’s a date
-Howard:計算機呢？你喜歡計算機嗎？
-Bernadette：我用計算機，但我不喜歡他們。
-Howard：好吧……小狗.你對小狗的看法是……？
-Bernadette:一只小狗咬過我的臉。
-Howard：它當然咬過。
-Leonard：這樣如何？愛因斯坦是錯的。
-Penny：什么意思？
-Leonard：光速不會減慢時間，他們會。
-Howard:不好意思。喔，該死的，是我媽媽。
-Bernadette：你要接電話嗎？
-Howard:我要哭了。她大概死了，我不想錯過這一刻。另外，如果切換到電話錄音，我可以循環(huán)播放。
-Bernadette: 我知道你的感受，我媽媽讓我抓狂。
-Howard: 和我媽讓我抓狂不一樣吧。
-Bernadette:是嗎？你媽是不是每天在你工作的時候打電話問候你有沒有吃健康的午餐？
-Howard:我媽會在我工作的時候打電話問我有沒有健康的排便。
-Bernadette: 好吧，那她有沒有把你當成九歲小孩，早上幫你準備衣服？
-Howard: 你和你媽住一起？
-Bernadette:沒有。這才是最杯具的。
-Howard:好吧。聽聽這個。我媽讓我戴著橡膠手套去幼兒園，這樣我就可以不得傳染病了。
-Bernadette:這不咋滴。我不能騎自行車因為我媽擔心我破處！
-Howard:喔，你是嗎？
-Bernadette:不在自行車上，在凱美瑞上。
-Howard: 噢！卡羅拉！添點酒吧？
-Bernadette：非常樂意。
-Howard:你應該來我家參加安息日晚餐。
-Bernadette:為什么？
-Howard: 像你這樣戴著大十字架的天主教女孩，一定會讓我媽得腦瘤的，這是我一直盼望的。
-Bernadette:好的，但前提是你戴著猶太帽子來我家參加禮拜日晚餐。
-Howard:一言為定。
——譯文來自: cherrychen10