【生活大爆炸】SO2EO18(2)兩肋插刀
來源:滬江聽寫酷
2013-03-21 15:14
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Api/Eq9R3Y+XWPK+l1lHz2stqkP7KQNt6nkgWy9uVGkIQhdQ0/XM5GeYN0C6S/XBNkEqDhAQ5o/cPcg1hk/ 背景:其實(shí)Sheldon很義氣滴,為了Penny兩肋插刀! -Leonard: Hello? -Sheldon and Penny: Hello. Hello. -Sheldon: Come quickly lay aft to the break of the poop. -Sheldon and Penny: To me way, hey, blow the man down. -Sheldon: Or I'll help you along, with the toe of my boot. -Sheldon and Penny: ________________1_____________. -Leonard: W-W-Wait, what's going on? -Sheldon: I assume you're referring to the sea shanty. -Sheldon: It's a rhythmic work song designed to increase productivity. -Penny: Yeah, it's crazy, but it totally works. Look, we made this Penny Blossom in under three minutes. -Leonard: Terrific, ___________________2_________________. -Sheldon: Penny's making _____________3_________. I'm helping her optimize her manufacturing process. All right, break's over. Pay attention to orders, now you one and all... -Howard: Hold on. What are you, using as a ___4___ agent? -Sheldon: Hot glue. -Howard: You're kidding. Any of the cyanoacrylates, would do a better job. -Sheldon: It won't work, the flower's too porous. -Leonard: What if we infused the bottom layer with silicone-RTV to provide a better mounting surface? -Sheldon: ___5___. -Howard: Good question. Marketing and distribution channels? -Penny: Well, there are the waitresses at my work, and this cute little shop in Old Town... -Sheldon: Hush, hush, hush, hush, hush--, virtually non-existent. I'm thinking that we set her up with a hosted turnkey e-commerce system to start. -Howard: Why not eliminate the middle man? We could stall a small server farm with a static IP in her bedroom. -Leonard: She'd need some kind of industrial cooling system. -Sheldon: Of course, but before we set up a marketing and distribution infrastructure, we should finish optimizing the manufacturing process. To start with, she has a terrible problem with moisture-induced ___6___clump. -Penny: Yeah, it's a bitch. -Howard: Uh, I've seen this before. -Leonard: Where? -Howard: It's a common stripper problem. They dance, they sweat, they clump. -Leonard: Are you thinking about adding a desiccant like calcium sulfate? -Howard: Actually, I'm thinking about this one stripper named Vega.
Give me some time to blow the man down
but that kind of raises more questions than it answers
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