1.You know, I try very hard to make our lunch hours educational and informative. But your insistence on talking about your own lives stymies me at every turn.

2.I doubt anyone would risk the stiff penalties for impersonating a Federal officer just to ask questions about a minor league engineer with an unresolved Oedipal complex.

3.If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a Merry Christmas.

4.I believe you were about to ask me to choose a cocktail. Fortunately, thanks to computer-savvy alcoholics, there's an app for that.

5.No, I love my mother. My feelings for my spot are much greater. It's the singular location in space around which revolves my entire universe.

6.That’s the work of noted Hollywood costume designer Deborah Nadoolman. She also designed the iconic red and black jacket in Michael Jackson’s Thriller video, which I’ve never viewed in its entirety, as I find zombies dancing in choreographed synchronicity implausible. Also, it’s really scary.

7.Well, if it isn’t Wil Wheaton, the Jar Jar Binks of the Star Trek universe.

8.No cuts, no buts, no coconuts.

9.As usual, you’re all wrong. The bravest guy in the Marvel Universe is the doctor who gives Wolverine a prostate exam.

10.You went out in the hallway, stumbled into an inter-dimensional portal, which brought you five thousand years into the future. There you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine. Now you’re back to bring us all with you to the year 7010 where we are transported to work at the Thinkatorium by telepathically controlled flying dolphins.