1.You're ignoring the square-cube law. The giant ant would be crushed under the weight of its own exoskeleton. And for the record, the appropriate ranking of cool modes of transportation is jet pack, hoverboard, transporter, batmobile, and then giant ant.
你忽視了平方/立方定律。巨型螞蟻會被自身的骨骼重量壓垮。而且準確來說，真正酷的交通工具排名應該是噴射背包、懸滑板、傳送器、蝙蝠戰(zhàn)車然后才是巨型螞蟻。

2.Well, well, well. If it isn't Wil Wheaton. The Green Goblin to my Spiderman. The Pope Paul V to my Galileo. The Internet Explorer to my Firefox.
哎呦呦，這不是威爾.惠頓嘛。我家蜘蛛俠的敵人，綠魔。我家伽利略的對頭，教皇保羅五世。我家火狐的對手，IE瀏覽器。

3.I don't know if Stewart told you what you're up against tonight, but before you stands the co-captain of the East Texas Christian Youth Holy Roller Bowling League championship team. Seven- to twelve-year-old division.
我不知道斯圖爾特有沒有告訴你今晚你的對手是誰，不過站在你面前的人就是東德克薩斯州青年基督徒圣保齡同盟會冠軍隊的聯(lián)盟隊長。7到12歲參賽組。

4.A common spare. The Miss Congeniality of the bowling pageant.
常見的補中。保齡賽會上的“特工佳麗”。

5.Oh, yes, it was a lot of work to accommodate you in my life. I'd hate for that effort to be in vain.
當然，適應你出現(xiàn)在我的日常生活中，可花了我不少功夫。而我很討厭白費功夫。

6.My existence is a continuum, so I've been what I am at each point in the implied time period.
我的存在是個連續(xù)統(tǒng)一體，所以在指定期間的每個時間點都是一樣的。

7.That's the sauce my mother uses. She likes cooking Italian because according to her, that's what the Romans made Jesus eat.
我媽媽也用這種醬。她喜歡意式烹飪，她說羅馬人也這么做給耶穌吃。

8.We had dinner last night. She made me spaghetti with little hot dogs cut up in it. Well, little hot dog. I gave up the other five hot dogs to a real dog. A real big dog. A hell hound. Tangential to the primary story, how about I circle back to it?
我們昨晚一起吃晚餐了。她給我做了意粉加熱狗丁。雖然熱狗丁很少，因為還有五根熱狗我都給那條真的狗狗吃了，很大只的真的狗狗，是條該死的獵狗。我好像離題太遠了，等下再繞回來說如何？

9.Now, listen. On the of the great minds of the 21st century is about to play host to one of the other great minds of the 21st century. So pay attention: years from now my biographer might ask you about this event.
聽好。21世紀最杰出的頭腦之一將以東道的身份迎接另一位杰出頭腦。你要仔細看看，沒準兒多年以后我的傳記作者問起你這個偉大時刻。

10.I apologize. He's only an experimental physicist.
我抱歉。他只是個搞實驗物理的。