1.Photographic is a misnomer. I have an eidetic memory as I’ve told you many times, most recently last year at lunch on the afternoon of May 7th. You had turkey and complained it was dry.
“圖像式”用詞不當。應該是高清圖像式記憶，我說過好幾遍了，最近一次是去年5月7日中午午餐期間，你吃了火雞還抱怨太干了。

2.It might also interest you to know that Wil Wheaton currently ranks sixth on my All-Time Enemies list, between director Joel Schumacher, who nearly destroyed the Batman movie franchise, and Billy Sparks, who lived down the street from me and put dog poop on the handles of my bicycle.
也許你們會想知道威爾.惠頓在我的永遠的敵人名單里暫排第六，排名就在差點毀掉蝙蝠俠系列電影的導演喬.舒馬赫和比利.斯派克之間，他住在我家后面一條路上，曾經(jīng)把狗屎放在我自行車的把手上。

3.In the words of Khan Noonien Singh in the immortal Wrath of Khan, "He tasks me, he tasks me and I shall have him. From Hell's heart I stab at thee!"
引用不朽的《可汗的憤怒》中可汗努尼安辛格的一句話“他讓我受難，他讓我受難，我要和他較量到底。我度盡劫波，刺出復仇之劍。”

4.Silence! How much longer must I wait for my revenge?
肅靜！還要等多久才能了卻我的復仇夙愿。

5.So my path to satisfaction is blocked by Lonely Larry and Captain Sweatpants? Very well, they must be destroyed!
這么說擋在我復仇之路上的只剩寂寞拉里和休閑褲隊長嗎？好極了！非摧毀他們不可！

6.Wheaton! Wheaton! Wheattooonnnn!!!
惠頓！惠頓！惠頓?。?！

7.Actually, the risk of throat cutting is very low. On the other hand, severe string burn is a real and ever-present danger.
其實，割到喉嚨的風險很低。另外嚴重被線擦傷才是真實且經(jīng)常發(fā)生的危險。

8.If you’re interested, I also know all about frying meat that isn’t chicken as if it were chicken.
如果你感興趣，我還知道所有似雞非雞的炸肉排的相關(guān)知識。

9.I grew up in Texas. Football is ubiquitous in Texas. There’s pro football, college football, high school football, pee wee football, in fact every form of football, except the original, European football. Most believe it to be a commie plot.
我可是在德克薩斯長大的。橄欖球在德克薩斯無處不在。職業(yè)橄欖球，大學橄欖球，高中橄欖球，初中橄欖球，事實上，所有種類的橄欖球都有除了最原始的歐式橄欖球。而大部分德克薩斯人認為這是共產(chǎn)黨陰謀。

10.If you’d like, after the game I’ll take you outside and teach you how to shoot close enough to a raccoon that it craps itself.
如果你想的話，比賽后我還可以帶你出去，教你射會自己便便的浣熊。