1.Maintaining five friendships promises to be a Herculean task, so I'm going to have to let one of you go.
維持五個(gè)朋友的友情太困難了，所以...我要開除你們其中一個(gè)。

2.They have Twizzlers instead of Red Vines. No amount of lumbar support can compensate for that.
他們的吸管糖是Twizzlers牌而不是Red Vines牌的。座椅再怎么舒服也于事無補(bǔ)。

3.I see no large upcoming expenditures, unless they develop an affordable technology to fuse my skeleton with Adamantium like Wolverine.
我沒預(yù)見到近期會(huì)有大筆開支，除非他們發(fā)明了一種我負(fù)擔(dān)得起的技術(shù)，把我的骨骼和亞德曼金屬熔合在一起，就像金剛狼那樣。

4.I was wrong. Minstrels will write songs about you. There once was a brave lad named Leonard?with a fie fie fiddle dee dee.He faced a fearsome giant while Raj just wanted to pee.
我錯(cuò)了。吟游詩人會(huì)為你寫歌的。有個(gè)勇敢小伙名叫Leonard，個(gè)子小小毫不起眼，他英勇地去找巨人要錢。Raj一旁嚇破了膽。

5.Your mother is brilliant, analytical, insightful -- and I'm betting she never hit you with a Bible because you wouldn't eat your brussels sprouts.
你媽媽頭腦敏銳，邏輯嚴(yán)謹(jǐn)又富有見解 --?我肯定她不會(huì)因?yàn)槟悴怀匝扛仕{(lán)就用圣經(jīng)痛打你。

6.You were lucky. When I was a kid, if I wanted an EEG, I had to attach my own electrodes.
你太幸福了。我小時(shí)候要想做腦電圖，電極都得自己帶上。

7.In bladder voiding, as in real estate, it's location, location, location.
排尿同房地產(chǎn)界的金科玉律一樣，位置決定一切。

8.That is my spot. In an ever-changing world it is a simple point of consistency. If my life were expressed as a function in a four-dimensional Cartesian coordinate system, that spot, at the moment I first sat on it, would be 0000.
那是我的專座。在這個(gè)不斷變化的世界里，這是不變的一點(diǎn)。假設(shè)我的生命用一個(gè)建立在四維直角坐標(biāo)系里的方程來表示的話，這個(gè)座位從我坐上那一刻開始就成為了(0,0,0,0)。

9.Excuse me, but the problem is not solved. If your head had been accidentally amputated and we transplanted a dog's head in its place, would that be 'problem solved'?
抱歉，但問題并沒解決。如果你的腦袋不小心被截掉了，安個(gè)狗的腦袋在上面，這叫‘問題解決“嗎？

10.Focus is important. Was Michael DeBakey a wedding planner in between heart transplants? Did Alexander Fleming moonlight as a hairdresser? "Thanks for discovering penicillin -- now how about we try a bouffant?"
專注是很重要的。邁克爾.德倍基（心臟手術(shù)創(chuàng)始人）做心臟移植手術(shù)之余做婚禮策劃嗎？亞歷山大.弗萊明午夜會(huì)變身理發(fā)師嗎？”謝謝你發(fā)明了青霉素 -- 來個(gè)蓬蓬頭吧”。