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背景:上一小節(jié)中,Leonard欺騙了Penny,這讓Sheldon很糾結(jié)……

-Sheldon:Leonard? Leonard? Leonard?
-Leonard:What?
-Sheldon:I need to speak to you.
-Leonard:It's 2:00 in the morning!
-Sheldon:It's important.
-Leonard:___________1__________. Go away. Are you still out there?
-Sheldon:Yes.
-Leonard:What?
-Sheldon:You're right, it can wait until morning.
-Leonard:What, what, what, what, what?
-Sheldon:Never mind. I clearly woke you up in the middle of a REM cycle. You're _________2_________ to talk.
-Leonard:Sheldon, what is it?
-Sheldon:I'm uncomfortable having been included in your lie to Penny.
-Leonard:What was I supposed to say?
-Sheldon:You could have told her the truth.
-Leonard:That would have hurt her feelings.
-Sheldon:Is that a ___3___ factor?
-Leonard:Yes.
-Sheldon:Then I suppose you could've agreed to go.
-Leonard:And what would I have said afterwards?
-Sheldon:I would suggest something to the effect of: Singing is neither an appropriate vocation nor ____4____ for you, and if you disagree, I'd recommend you have a CAT scan to look for a tumor pressing on the cognitive processing centers of your brain.
-Leonard:I couldn't say that. I would have to say, "You were terrific and I can't wait to hear you sing again.
-Sheldon:Why?
-Leonard:That's the social ___5___. It's what you do when you have a friend who's proud of something they really suck at.
-Sheldon:I was not aware of that.
-Leonard:Well, now you are.
-Sheldon:All right. Leonard?
-Leonard:Yes?
-Sheldon:When we played chess earlier, you were ___6___, and I can't wait to play you again. Good night.
I highly doubt that in no state of mind relevant avocation protocol terrific
-Sheldon:Leonard? Leonard? Leonard? -Leonard:怎么了? -Sheldon:我需要和你談?wù)劇?-Leonard:現(xiàn)在是凌晨2:00! -Sheldon:這很重要。 -Leonard:我高度懷疑。走開(kāi)吧。你是不是還在? -Sheldon:是的。 -Leonard:到底什么事? -Sheldon:你說(shuō)得對(duì),可以明天再說(shuō)。 -Leonard:啥啥啥啥事? -Sheldon:沒(méi)關(guān)系。顯然我把你從在深度睡眠中叫醒了,你沒(méi)心情和我談話了。(REM:=rapid eye movement,眼的迅速跳動(dòng),指人夜間做夢(mèng)時(shí)的跳動(dòng)) -Leonard: Sheldon,到底是什么事? -Sheldon:我被卷入你對(duì)Penny撒的謊,這讓我很不安。 -Leonard:那我該說(shuō)什么? -Sheldon:你本該告訴她實(shí)話。 -Leonard:那會(huì)傷她的心的。 -Sheldon:要考慮這個(gè)因素么? -Leonard:當(dāng)然。 -Sheldon:那我認(rèn)為你本應(yīng)該答應(yīng)去聽(tīng)她唱歌。 -Leonard:那我之后該怎么說(shuō)? -Sheldon:我會(huì)這么建議她:唱歌對(duì)你來(lái)說(shuō)既不是合適的職業(yè),也不適合做業(yè)余愛(ài)好。如果你不贊同我的說(shuō)法,我會(huì)建議你做個(gè)計(jì)算機(jī)斷層掃描,檢查是否有腫瘤壓迫你大腦的認(rèn)知處理中心。(CAT scan:計(jì)算機(jī)分層造影掃描;tumor:瘤;cognitive:認(rèn)知的) -Leonard:我不能那么說(shuō)。我只可能說(shuō)"你唱得太棒了,我都等不及想要再聽(tīng)一遍了" -Sheldon:為什么? -Leonard:那是社交禮節(jié)。當(dāng)你的朋友對(duì)他們做得很爛的事覺(jué)得自豪時(shí),你就得這么做(protocol:禮儀) -Sheldon:我以前還真不知道。 -Leonard:那你現(xiàn)在知道了。 -Sheldon:好吧。Leonard? -Leonard:什么? -Sheldon:先前我們下棋時(shí)你下的實(shí)在是太好了,我都等不及想和你再來(lái)一局了。晚安。 (翻譯解析提供:臟乖)