生活大爆炸:SO1EO11 流感殺殺殺
來源：滬江聽寫酷
2011-11-06 22:24
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小提示: 聽聽宅男們的囧言囧語，填寫對(duì)話缺失的部分, 不用帶數(shù)字序號(hào)。注意句子開頭要大寫哦
<注意這里>若頁面過長(zhǎng)造成聽寫不便，在聽寫框的右上角點(diǎn)擊“彈出答題紙”即可。
如果喜歡TBBT，歡迎把這段歡樂故事推薦給你的好友哦！~\(≧▽≦)/~
背景：宅男們玩3D國際象棋之時(shí)，Penny旅行回來，卻不料遭到了Sheldon的排擠，為啥為啥~
-Penny: Hey, guys, did you get my mail?
-Leonard: Yeah, right here. How was Nebraska？
-Penny: Well, better than north Dakota. I guess that job is only funny in Nebraska.
-Sheldon: From the data at hand, you really can’t __________1_________. All you can say with absolute certainty is that joke is not funny here.
-Penny: Boys, it’s good to be back.
-Leonard: How’s your family
-Penny: It was the worst trip. Everyone got sick over the weekend.
-Leonard: Sick？
-Sheldon: Here we go. What kind of sick?
-Penny: The flu, I guess.
-Sheldon: I don’t need you to guess. I need you to know. Now, when did the ___2___ first appear?
-Penny: Maybe Friday.
-Sheldon: Friday. Was that morning or afternoon?
-Penny: I…I don’t…
-Sheldon: Think, woman, who blew their nose and when?
-Leonard: Sheldon, relax. She doesn’t have any symptoms. I’m sure she’s not contagious.
-Sheldon: Oh, please. If influenza was only contagious after symptoms appear, it would have _____3_____ thousand of years ago. Somewhere between tool using and cave painting, Homo habits would here figured out how to kill the guy with the ________4_______.
-Leonard: Penny, you’ll have to excuse Sheldon. He’s a bit of a germaphobe.
-Penny: It’s okay. I understand.
-Sheldon: _____________________5____________________.
-Leonard: You’d better go before he starts ____6___ you with Iysol.
-Penny: Okay, well, thank you for getting my mail.
-Leonard: No problem. Welcome home.
-Sheldon: What?
小提示: 聽聽宅男們的囧言囧語，填寫對(duì)話缺失的部分, 不用帶數(shù)字序號(hào)。注意句子開頭要大寫哦
<注意這里>若頁面過長(zhǎng)造成聽寫不便，在聽寫框的右上角點(diǎn)擊“彈出答題紙”即可。
如果喜歡TBBT，歡迎把這段歡樂故事推薦給你的好友哦！~\(≧▽≦)/~
背景：宅男們玩3D國際象棋之時(shí)，Penny旅行回來，卻不料遭到了Sheldon的排擠，為啥為啥~
-Penny: Hey, guys, did you get my mail?
-Leonard: Yeah, right here. How was Nebraska？
-Penny: Well, better than north Dakota. I guess that job is only funny in Nebraska.
-Sheldon: From the data at hand, you really can’t __________1_________. All you can say with absolute certainty is that joke is not funny here.
-Penny: Boys, it’s good to be back.
-Leonard: How’s your family
-Penny: It was the worst trip. Everyone got sick over the weekend.
-Leonard: Sick？
-Sheldon: Here we go. What kind of sick?
-Penny: The flu, I guess.
-Sheldon: I don’t need you to guess. I need you to know. Now, when did the ___2___ first appear?
-Penny: Maybe Friday.
-Sheldon: Friday. Was that morning or afternoon?
-Penny: I…I don’t…
-Sheldon: Think, woman, who blew their nose and when?
-Leonard: Sheldon, relax. She doesn’t have any symptoms. I’m sure she’s not contagious.
-Sheldon: Oh, please. If influenza was only contagious after symptoms appear, it would have _____3_____ thousand of years ago. Somewhere between tool using and cave painting, Homo habits would here figured out how to kill the guy with the ________4_______.
-Leonard: Penny, you’ll have to excuse Sheldon. He’s a bit of a germaphobe.
-Penny: It’s okay. I understand.
-Sheldon: _____________________5____________________.
-Leonard: You’d better go before he starts ____6___ you with Iysol.
-Penny: Okay, well, thank you for getting my mail.
-Leonard: No problem. Welcome home.
-Sheldon: What?
draw that conclusion
symptoms
died out
rummy nose
Thanks for your consideration, now please leave
spraying
-Penny: 伙計(jì)們好，拿了我的信件了么？
-Leonard: 是，在這。 內(nèi)布拉斯加那邊怎么樣？
-Penny: 比北達(dá)科他州強(qiáng)。 我猜這笑話只有在內(nèi)布拉斯加州才好笑。
-Sheldon: 就目前的數(shù)據(jù)來說，你還不能得出這結(jié)論。你所能唯一確定的是這笑話在這兒不好笑。
-Penny: 兄弟們，回來真好。
-Leonard: 你家人怎么樣?
-Penny: 這趟旅行簡(jiǎn)直不能再糟了。一個(gè)周末下來家里人全病了。
-Leonard: 病了？
-Sheldon: 又來了。什么??？
-Penny:我猜，就是流感吧。
-Sheldon: 我不是要你猜，我要你確定。第一次出現(xiàn)癥狀是在什么時(shí)候？
-Penny: 大概是周五。
-Sheldon: 周五，上午還是下午？
-Penny: 我…我不…
-Sheldon: 小姐，好好想想，是誰？在什么時(shí)候擦過鼻子？
-Leonard: 沒事的，Sheldon。她沒有任何癥狀，我確定她不會(huì)傳染。(contagious：傳染性的)
-Sheldon: 拜托。 如果流感只是在癥狀出現(xiàn)后才會(huì)感染，那它早該在幾千年前就消失了。在開始使用石器工具和創(chuàng)作洞穴壁畫的年代,能人們肯定會(huì)想方設(shè)法干掉流著鼻涕的家伙的。（homo ：人；rummy：危險(xiǎn)的）
-Leonard: Penny，你要原諒Sheldon，他有點(diǎn)病理恐懼。
-Penny: 沒關(guān)系，我能理解。
-Sheldon:謝謝你的體諒，現(xiàn)在請(qǐng)你離開。
-Leonard: 你最好趁他還沒拿出消毒水對(duì)著你噴之前，趕緊閃。
-Penny: 好的，謝謝你替我拿信件。
-Leonard: 小意思，歡迎回家。
-Sheldon: 怎么了？
（翻譯解析提供：臟乖）