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??? ?Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. (Joanne Woodward)

　　性感不久就會逐漸消失，美色也會隨之枯謝，但嫁給一個能讓你每天開懷大笑的男人，啊，這才真正是令人滿意的結(jié)果。

　　There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. (James Holt McGavran)

　　有一種比電子銀行還要快的轉(zhuǎn)帳方式。它叫做婚姻。 [譯者注：結(jié)婚離婚都可]

　　I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.(Patrick Murray)

　　我在兩個老婆身上的運氣都很差。前面的那個扔下了我。現(xiàn)在的這個我扔不掉。

　　A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.(Milton Berle)

　　一個好妻子總會在她錯了的時候原諒她的丈夫。

　　Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.(Socrates)

　　婚姻是這樣一所學(xué)校：男人會失去學(xué)士學(xué)位/單身漢的地位，而女人會獲得碩士學(xué)位/征服者的地位。[譯者注：雙關(guān)語]

　　Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. (Henry Youngman)

　　晚上你回到家里，有一個女人會給你一眼愛情，一手溫情，一懷柔情。你知道這意味著什么嗎?這意味著你走錯房子了，就是這個意思。

　　Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. (Nash)

　　保持婚姻幸福的兩大秘密是： 1. 一旦錯了，立刻承認;2. 一旦對了，立刻閉嘴。

　　Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.(Anonymous)

　　婚姻是唯一的和敵人同床共眠的戰(zhàn)爭。