A bar owner locked up his place at 2 a. m. and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang." What time do you open up in the morning ?" he heard an obviously inebriated man inquire.
在凌晨兩點，酒吧店主鎖了店門，回家睡覺。他剛躺下幾分鐘，這時電話響了?！澳阍缟蠋c營業(yè)？”他聽到一位明顯已醉醺醺的男子的聲音。

The owner was so furious, he slammed down the receiver and went back to bed. A few minutes later there was another call and he heard the same voice ask the same question. "Listen," the owner shouted ,"there's no sense in asking me what time I open because I wouldn't let a person in your condition in-"
店主非常氣憤，砰地一聲掛上電話又上床去睡。幾分鐘后又有一個電話，他聽到還是那個聲音問同樣的問題?！奥犞钡曛魅碌?，“不要問我什么時候營業(yè)，因為我不會讓你這種人進----”

"I don't want to get in," the caller interjected. "I want to get out“
我不是想進來，”那人打斷他的話，“我要出去?！?/div>

【注釋】

(1) obviously adv.明顯的

(2) inebriated adj.酒醉的

(3) slam v.砰然放下

(4) interject v.突然插話