讀點(diǎn)笑話學(xué)英語:誰的兒子最偉大
作者:滬江英語
來源:互聞網(wǎng)
2016-10-11 22:27
the mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "my son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "when he enters a room, people say, 'hello, monsignor'."
四位牧師的母親聚到一起談?wù)撍齻兊膬鹤?。“我的兒子是個(gè)教士,”第一位母親自豪地說道,“他進(jìn)入房間,人們都說,‘您好,閣下’?!?/div>
the second mother went on, "my son is a bishop. when he enters a room, people say, 'hello, your excellency'."
第二為母親說:“我的兒子是位主教。他進(jìn)入房間,人們都稱,‘您好,大人’?!?/div>
"my son is a cardinal." continued the next one. "when he enters a room, people say, 'hello, your eminence'.
我的兒子是位紅衣主教,”第三位母親接著說,“他走進(jìn)房間,人們都說,‘您好,尊敬的主教大人’?!?/div>
" the fourth mother thought for a moment. "my son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds, " she said. "when he enters a room, people say, 'oh, my god'!"
第四位母親略思片刻?!拔业膬鹤由砀吡⒊呤w重三百磅,”她說,“他要是走入房間,人們都說‘哦,我的上帝’!””
【注釋】
(1) priest n.基督教的教士 ;牧師
(2) monsignor n.閣下(對(duì)某些天主教教士的尊稱)
(3) bishop n.主教(主管一城市或一教區(qū)之教務(wù))
(4) your excellency 閣下(對(duì)主教的尊稱)
(5) cardinal n.(天主教的)紅衣主教(有權(quán)選舉教皇)
(6) your eminence 對(duì)紅衣主教的尊稱
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