Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
精神病醫(yī)師:你哪里不舒服?

Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
病人:我認為我是一只雞。

Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
精神病醫(yī)師:這種情況從什么時候開始的?

Patient: Ever since I was an egg! 
病人:從我還是一只蛋的時候開始。

詞匯學習:
Psychiatrist??精神病醫(yī)師,精神病學家
problem?難題,困難