【每日一樂】還有沒有便宜一點兒東西

A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store.一個小偷在一家珠寶店企圖偷走一只手表的時候被當場擒獲。 "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I...

【每日一樂】到底吃沒吃

有次房東問我 did u eat anything yet? （你吃飯了嗎？ 我說no.（沒吃） 她聽后重復(fù)了一遍 so you didn’t eat anything. （所以你還沒吃飯） 我說 yes...（吃了） 房東老太太...

【每日一樂】魚網(wǎng)

Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?你能告訴我魚網(wǎng)是什么做的嗎，安? 老師發(fā)問道。 A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.把許多小孔用繩子栓在...

【每日一樂】創(chuàng)造性

Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had spent three ye...