【每日一樂】這是一只多么可愛的烏龜
來源:互聯(lián)網(wǎng)
2016-10-11 20:25
Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee.
三只烏龜決定去喝咖啡。
Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.
它們剛到咖啡店的門口,就下起雨來。
The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella."
于是最大的那只烏龜對最小的烏龜說,“你回家去取傘吧?!?/div>
The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my offee."
最小的烏龜說,“如果你們不把我的咖啡喝了,我就去?!?/div>
"We won't," the other two promised.
“我們不喝,”另外兩只烏龜答應(yīng)說。
Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess he isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee."
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