A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink.

一個人帶著他的狗去了酒吧，他徑直走向吧臺，要了一杯酒。

The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog."

招待說：“你不能帶狗進(jìn)來！”這個人毫不猶豫地說，“這是我的導(dǎo)盲犬”

"Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.

“天吶，”招待說，“抱歉了，第一杯算我的?！边@個人喝了他的酒，去門邊的桌子那坐下了。

Another guy walks into the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog."

另外一個人帶著一只吉娃娃走進(jìn)酒吧。第一個人看見了他，把他攔下，說“你不能把狗帶進(jìn)來，除非你跟他們說這是一只導(dǎo)盲犬?！?/div>

The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"

第二個人謝過了第一個人，走向吧臺。他要一杯飲料。招待說：“嗨，你不能把那只狗帶進(jìn)來！”

The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as seeing-eye dogs."

第二個人回答道“這是我的導(dǎo)盲犬?！闭写f，“不，我不這么認(rèn)為。從來沒有吉娃娃做導(dǎo)盲犬的。”

The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"

這個人停頓了一會，回答道“什么？！他們給了我一只吉娃娃？！”