【每日一樂(lè)】到底吃沒(méi)吃

有次房東問(wèn)我 did u eat anything yet? （你吃飯了嗎？ 我說(shuō)no.（沒(méi)吃） 她聽(tīng)后重復(fù)了一遍 so you didn’t eat anything. （所以你還沒(méi)吃飯） 我說(shuō) yes...（吃了） 房東老太太...

【每日一樂(lè)】同一只狗狗

Teacher: Clyde, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?老師: clyde, 你的作文"我的狗狗"里寫的東西和你哥哥寫得一模...

【每日一樂(lè)】創(chuàng)造性

Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had spent three ye...

【每日一樂(lè)】中間戰(zhàn)術(shù)

Three competing store owners rented adjoining(毗連的) shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem(故意的傷害罪，蓄意的破壞) to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs sayi...