One day, a?father?and his little?son?were going home. At this age, the boy was?interested?in all?kinds?of things and was always asking?questions.
一天，父親與小兒子一塊兒回家。這個(gè)孩子正處于那種對(duì)什么事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問(wèn)題。

Now, he asked, "What's the?meaning?of the?word?'Drunk', dad?"
他向父親發(fā)問(wèn)道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？”

"Well, my son," his father?replied, "look, there are?standing?two?policemen. If I?regard?the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
“唔，孩子，”父親回答說(shuō)，“你瞧那兒站著兩個(gè)警察。如果我把他們看成了四個(gè)，那么我就算醉了?！?/div>
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"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
“可是，爸爸，”孩子說(shuō)，“那兒只有一個(gè)警察呀！”
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