What are the most profound jokes ever?
有哪些笑話很有內(nèi)涵？

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獲得10.8k好評的答案@Vinaya Patil

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
一個(gè)小男孩走進(jìn)一家理發(fā)店，這時(shí)理發(fā)師悄悄對顧客說：“這是天底下最傻的孩子，我來證明給你看。”

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
理發(fā)師在一只手上放了一美元，另一只手上放了兩個(gè)25美分的硬幣，然后把男孩叫過來，問道：“孩子，你想要哪個(gè)？”男孩拿走了兩個(gè)25美分的硬幣然后離開了。

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
理發(fā)師說道：“瞧我剛剛跟你說了啥？這孩子從不會吸取教訓(xùn)！”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
過了一會兒，顧客離開的時(shí)候，他看到那個(gè)男孩從冰淇淋店走了出來。

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
“誒，孩子，我能問你個(gè)問題嗎？你為什么拿走美分硬幣而不是美元？”

The boy licked his cone and replied,"Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"
男孩舔了舔冰淇淋然后答道：“因?yàn)榈任夷米吡嗣涝?，這個(gè)游戲就結(jié)束了?！?/div>

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獲得3.3k好評的答案@Bharat Jakati

Pessimist: Oh, this can't get any worse!
悲觀主義者：天哪，這件事已經(jīng)糟糕到頭了。

Optimist: Yes, it can!
樂觀主義者：不，這件事還能更糟。

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獲得2.6k好評的答案@Karan Bansal

Lawyer:To prove that my client was home alone, I would like to present my client's internet search history from that evening.
律師：為了證明我的委托人案發(fā)當(dāng)時(shí)獨(dú)自在家，我想呈上委托人在當(dāng)晚的網(wǎng)絡(luò)瀏覽記錄。

Client: I'd rather just confess to the murder.
委托人：那我寧可承認(rèn)我就是兇手。

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獲得1.2k好評的答案@Mudit Sharma

The CIA receives a serious bomb threat to Air Force One. Taking no chances, they call in a senior partner from McKinsey. After much deliberation he hands over a bag and requests that it is always present on the plane. This, he says, would reduce the risk. This trick seems to work so the CIA decide to open the bag. They discover a bomb in his bag. The partner explains. "Statistics show that the probability of a bomb being on an airplane is 1/1000. However, the chance that there are two bombs on one plane is 1/1000000. So, plane is much safer..."
中情局接到一個(gè)緊急的炸彈恐嚇，說是在空軍一號上。在毫無辦法的情況下，他們向麥肯錫公司的一名資深合伙人求助。在一陣深思熟慮之后，合伙人給出一個(gè)包裹并且要求一定要把它放在飛機(jī)上。他說，這可以降低風(fēng)險(xiǎn)。這個(gè)辦法看似很有效，所以中情局決定打開包裹看看，結(jié)果在里面發(fā)現(xiàn)了一枚炸彈。合伙人解釋說：“數(shù)據(jù)顯示，一架飛機(jī)上有一枚炸彈的幾率是千分之一，但是一架飛機(jī)上有兩枚炸彈的可能性是百萬分之一，所以，這樣飛機(jī)就更安全了······”

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