圣誕節(jié)冷笑話:快速清掃
作者:ternnine 譯
來源:reader digest
2010-12-23 15:32
Quick Cleanup
快速清掃
Unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed around straightening up. She put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest bathroom. Later, when she went to inspect it, she was surprised that the once-cluttered room had been tidied up so quickly. Then she saw the note on the closed shower curtains. It read "Thank you for not looking in the bathtub."
不速之客就在路上,我媽媽,一個(gè)完美的家庭主婦,正忙里忙外地整理。她分配給我爸和我哥哥的任務(wù)是打掃供客人使用的浴室。一會(huì)兒之后,當(dāng)她去檢查的時(shí)候,她吃驚了,曾經(jīng)一度雜亂的房間瞬間就被打掃干凈了。接著她看到浴簾上有一張紙條,紙條上寫著:“謝謝你沒往浴缸里看?!?/div>
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