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The supermarket card aisle is the best place to find the most cloying poetic mush you'll ever read. The problem is, your dad already knows that he lovingly taught you / The lessons you would later need / And his wisdom helped shape / The life you would later lead. Probably. Actually, maybe you've never had a thorough discussion about how you really, truly feel. But that's fine. Don't start now.
如果你想要找到一段纏綿悱惻，充滿詩意，略帶感傷的父親節(jié)祝福語，超市里的賀卡貨架將是最好的選擇?？墒菃栴}來了，你的爸爸早就知道他“以父愛教導(dǎo)你/在日后所需的道理/以智慧塑造你/在未來所畫的軌跡”。事實上，你和爸爸可能從來沒有深入的談過自己對對方的感情。不過這不要緊。沒必要現(xiàn)在開始煽情。

小編按：現(xiàn)在開始，寫張賀卡送給他吧！

1.Father's Day is simple.
父親節(jié)是一個簡單直接的節(jié)日。

Hi dad. I got you a card.
嗨，老爹！我送你張賀卡！

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2.All you need to do is send a nice card ...Like this one ...
你只需要準(zhǔn)備一張好看的賀卡……就像這張……

——Dad, you are my father.
爸爸，你是我的父親。（果然是簡單粗暴……）

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3.To let Dad know you appreciate him ...
讓他知道，你感激他……

——Dad, thanks for the taxi service.
——粑粑，謝謝你給我當(dāng)司機。

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4. And the stuff he's done for you.
也感激他為你做過的事。

——FACT: The average father will kill 9680 spiders in his lifetime.
小趣聞：每個父親在一生的時間里所殺死的蜘蛛的平均數(shù)是9680只。

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5.Especially if you were a horrible kid ...
尤其如果你曾是一個壞小孩的話……

——Dear Dad，
親愛的爸爸：

Remember my teenage years?
還記得我十幾歲的時候嗎？

My bad.
是我不好。

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6.Or if you still are!
或者，如果你現(xiàn)在仍是一個壞小孩的話！

——Dad, you will always be my ATM.
爸爸，你永遠(yuǎn)都是我的自動取款機！

Aww

7.Aww.
哎喲，不錯喲。

——Dad, you are my favorite laundry folder.
爸爸，我最喜歡你給我疊的衣服啦。?

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8. And there's certainly a reason to celebrate.
父親節(jié)當(dāng)然是個值得慶祝的日子。

——Dad, I puggin' love you.
爸爸我愛你，就像小狗愛大狗。

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8.Despite your lack of gushy sentiment, Father's Day is nice.
雖然你不喜歡肉麻兮兮的煽情，不過父親節(jié)還是個好日子嘛。

——I love you, Dad.
——爸爸，我愛你。

But we don't have to talk about it.
不過我們沒必要說出來。

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10.So give Dad a call. Take him to dinner. Talk about the weather, or his parenting skills ...
所以，給爸爸打個電話，請他吃頓飯。跟他聊聊天氣，或者他虐你的事跡……

——I promise I didn't use your money to buy you this card.
我保證我送你的這張卡片沒花你的工資喲。