Here’s one way to make sure you have perfect attendance in your class:
讓你把全部注意力放在課堂上只有一種方法：

Meet Pietro Boselli: Obviously, he’s ridiculously good-looking.
來見見我們的彼得羅·博塞利：看吧看吧，他真是TM帥！呆！了！

But what if I told you Pietro wasn’t just any old male model. What if it was revealed that he was in fact…A MATH TEACHER?!?
但是如果我告訴你彼得羅不僅僅是個普通男模，如果我爆料他其實是一個……數(shù)學(xué)老師呢？！

The maths teacher who reached global fame after his adoring students shared his smouldering pictures online is now the new face of Armani.
一名淘氣的學(xué)生在網(wǎng)上貼出了自己數(shù)學(xué)老師的性感圖片，之后這位數(shù)學(xué)老師便火爆全球，如今他又成了阿瑪尼的新代言人！

Pietro Boselli, 28, who is an advanced maths teacher originally from Negrar, Italy, was so popular among his female pupils that they entered him into a sexiest teacher competition - which he won.He is now the face of Giorgio Armani's sporty EA7 line - 22 years after he was first scouted by the renowned fashion label.
這位來自意大利尼格拉的高級數(shù)學(xué)老師名叫彼得洛·博賽利，今年28歲。他在自己的女學(xué)生當(dāng)中很受歡迎，以至于女學(xué)生們讓他參加了一場“最性感的老師”大賽——他最終拔得頭籌。現(xiàn)在他成為喬治·阿瑪尼EA7運動系列的代言人——距離他第一次被時尚品牌發(fā)現(xiàn)已經(jīng)22年了。

Pietro was “discovered” by Giorgio Armani when he was only 6-years-old. He also just happens to have a PhD in Mechanical Engineering and gives lectures at University College London.
彼得羅才6歲的時候就被喬治·阿瑪尼“星探”到了。而且他碰巧有倫敦大學(xué)學(xué)院的機(jī)械工程PhD，并在該大學(xué)任教。

So when Pietro isn't busy posing nude for Equinox ads he's publishing papers like, “An Inverse Design Based Methodology for Rapid 3D Multi-Objective-Multidisciplinary Optimization of Axial Turbines.”
所以呢，彼得羅不忙于裸身拍攝Equinox廣告的時候，他就發(fā)表發(fā)表論文，比如《基于反求設(shè)計的軸流式渦輪機(jī)快速3D多目標(biāo)多學(xué)科優(yōu)化方法》。

But seriously, you can joke about adding a bed and subtracting your clothes and dividing legs all you want, but could you honestly imagine knowing your math teacher was posting Instagrams like this?
不過認(rèn)真的，你可以開開玩笑，加個床啊，脫個衣服啊，大腿叉開啊，想怎么來就怎么來，但是你真的能想象自己的數(shù)學(xué)老師在Instagram上PO這樣的照片嗎？！

來自非死不可的圍觀黨們，大家都在流口水，在報警，在瘋狂嫉妒——

@Gabriel Hernandez

I look exactly like this... Just with more fat.
人家明明也長這樣……就是胖了那么一丟丟。

@Helgard Pi

I'm sorry but you spontaneously made me laugh so hard I actually cried.
不好意思你真的讓我笑粗來了……笑的太厲害了眼淚都流出來了怎么破><

@Tri Branch Vo

This is outrageous. How can students concentrate and learn while having to look at this muscled delicious beautiful beast? THINK OF THE STUDENTS!!!
真是太！離！譜！了！學(xué)生怎么能集中精力聽課??！人家都在看他完美誘人的胸肌??！就不能為學(xué)生想想嗎?。?！

@Tori Nagudi

So he's a genius and he looks like a Greek god. Are those little shorts made of...BAE MATERIAL?
所以他是個天才咯~所以他就像希臘神話里的神一樣咯~那些小短褲是……基礎(chǔ)材質(zhì)做的嘛？

@Maria Funcheon

I would love nothing more than him to look at me and say "quadratic equation".
他看著我，對我說”二次方程式”……我就什么都不想要（腦補(bǔ)請唱起來）

來自大中華的圍觀黨表示：我們也有帥尿的老師團(tuán)！

傳說中擁有8塊腹肌的體育老師——武漢男神老師司高峰

傳說中擅長中英文雙語主持——北大最帥男神老師黃海斌

擁有最燦爛笑容的高數(shù)老師——福建農(nóng)林大學(xué)金山學(xué)院石志高?

我們也無心學(xué)習(xí)嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷?。。。?/strong>

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