我如何被甩的12個悲傷故事
作者:滬江英語
來源:赫芬頓郵報
2015-02-03 15:53
Breaking up with someone is never easy. It's going to hurt, no matter how much tactful you are, but there are definitely wrong ways to go about it.
分手總是很難,因為不管你考慮得多么周全,也免不了經(jīng)歷傷痛。但是,也千萬不要用錯誤的方式分手哦!
On Tuesday, Redditors shared some of their worst breakup experiences. Below, 12 of the most awful ways to get dumped.
本周二,網(wǎng)友分享了他們最糟糕的分手經(jīng)歷。下面是十二個最糟糕的分手方式。
1. "He just unfollowed me on Twitter. Could have been an adult and talked about it, but nope!"
1. “他干脆把我從推特好友中給刪了。原以為至少像個成年人那樣跟我當(dāng)面說清吧?根本就沒有!”
2. "After I hit puberty, she broke up with me because I wasn't adorable anymore."
2. “等我長到青春期時,她跟我提出了分手,因為她覺得我不再那么可愛了!”
3. "She moved out while I was on a overnight business trip and took the cat with her. I miss that cat. I miss you Megatron!"
3. “她趁我通宵出差的時候搬走了,而且還拐走了我的貓。好想那只貓。威震天,好想你!”
4. "By telling me that he moved to San Diego (he hadn't). Ok, dude, I can take a hint."
4. “他跟我說他搬到圣地亞哥去了(其實沒有)。好吧,死家伙,姐早就猜出來了!”
5. "I dated a girl for five years (ages 14 to 19). Everything was going perfectly fine. After five years we had the 'I love you' and 'xoxoxo' texts going constantly. Well, after our first year of college (we went to different colleges) things changed over the course of three days (no lie). On Thursday night we were sending each other love texts like usual. But on Sunday night she broke up with me over a text messages because 'I didn't like camping.' After five years I was dumped over a text message because I didn't like camping. Figure that out."
5. “我跟那個女孩子談了五年戀愛(14-19歲),本來一切都挺好的,常常發(fā)一些‘我愛你’和‘親親抱抱’之類的短信。但后來我們?nèi)チ瞬煌拇髮W(xué),戀情竟然在三天之內(nèi)瞬間驟變。星期四晚上我們還像往常一樣發(fā)著甜蜜短信呢,到了星期天晚上,她就用一條短信和我提出了分手,而且竟然是因為我不喜歡露營!整整五年啊,我就這樣被甩了,而且原因是‘不喜歡露營’,你信嗎?”
6. "This wasn't me, but how a friend of mine broke up with her boyfriend. They were on the phone, and she said, 'I love you,' to which he responded, 'I love you more!' She said, 'Actually, you probably do,' and proceeded to tell him how she'd gone on a date with another guy."
6. “我要說的是身邊一個朋友的分手經(jīng)歷。當(dāng)時他倆正聊著電話,女孩說‘我愛你’,男孩就說‘我更愛你’,結(jié)果女孩就說‘是啊,的確是你愛我更多呢。’然后和他說自己去跟另一個家伙約會了!”
7. "Over email. In the third person."
7、 “郵件分手。第三人稱?!?/div>
8. "I was 11. My 12 year old girlfriend got some older guy (16, I think) to call my home phone and tell me: 'Welcome to Dumpsville, population you.' And hung up."
8. “那年我11歲,女朋友12歲。她找了個大男孩(我猜16歲吧)打電話到我家,說:‘歡迎來到分手村,你入圍了!’,說完就掛了電話?!?/div>
9. "I came back from university for winter holiday. I spent Christmas Eve with her and her family, gave her little brothers presents and everything. The next day she was supposed to come have dinner with my family, parents, grandparents, cousins, the whole family. She simply never showed. Everyone was worried to death, finally her mother called me back to say she had left for a ski trip with some dude she had been seeing while I was off at school. Merry Christmas."
9. “大學(xué)放寒假那會兒,我在她家過的圣誕前夜,還給她弟弟買了禮物。第二天,按計劃她應(yīng)該來我家吃飯,順便見見我的家人,但是她沒來。大家都擔(dān)心得要死。最后還是她媽媽打電話跟我說出了真相:她已經(jīng)跟別人去滑雪旅行了,那個人是她趁我上學(xué)時交往的。圣誕快樂!”
10. "Through sign language. Neither of us is deaf or mute. Neither of us knows ASL or any other form of sign language. It took two hours of mute gestures before he finally spat it out verbally. And then he was mad when I kicked him out of my parents' house and refused to drive him to his house."
10. “我們是手語分手。別誤會,我們都不聾不啞,也都不懂什么專業(yè)的手語姿勢。他跟我打了將近2個小時的手語,最后實在忍無可忍才說出了那兩個字。因為我直接讓他滾出我家,不愿送他回家,他還氣得要死!”
11. "Yahoo instant messaging app, on my birthday."
11. “我生日那天,用雅虎及時通訊短消息跟我說分手?!?/div>
12. "Called her one night to chat about life and freedom and baseball. Her mom answered the phone. My then-girlfriend made her mom break up with me instead of her doing it. She sounded very sympathetic over the phone."
12. “那晚我打電話找她,想聊聊人生、自由和棒球,結(jié)果是她媽媽接的電話。這就是我的前女友,自己沒勇氣竟然讓老媽跟我說分手!她老媽在電話里的口氣還滿是同情!”
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