讓我們開始哭泣吧！

What’s got a nose and two tear?ducts?and is completely unprepared for the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards tonight? Give up? IT’S YOU. If you looked up the word “prepared” in the dictionary, your picture would be nowhere to be found. If you were to watch SpongeBob sing his “I’m ready! I’m ready!” song right now, you’d be all, “Hmmmm, I can’t relate.” YOU ARE NOT READY AT ALL. Got it? Good.
誰長(zhǎng)著一只鼻子兩只眼睛，卻對(duì)今晚的2014MTV音樂大獎(jiǎng)毫無準(zhǔn)備?放棄吧？說的就是你。如果你在字典里查閱“準(zhǔn)備好”一詞，你會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)無處可尋。如果你現(xiàn)在打算去聽海寶唱“我準(zhǔn)備好了！我準(zhǔn)備好了！”你會(huì)覺得：“嗯，我無法形容此刻的感受。”你根本就沒準(zhǔn)備好。懂了嗎？很好。

Don’t give up, though, because there’s still one way that you can properly prepare your emotions for the completely out-of-control performances by Nicki Minaj and 5 Seconds Of Summer, the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award, which will be?bestowed?upon Beyonce,Nicki Minaj‘s big VMA performance, and everything else you’re about to witness: this pile of crying GIFs below. They just might be your only hope.
但是，別放棄，因?yàn)檫€有一種方法可以讓你情緒失控、放聲尖叫！那就是今晚MTV音樂大獎(jiǎng)?lì)C獎(jiǎng)禮！北京時(shí)間8月25日，2014年度“MTV音樂錄影帶大獎(jiǎng)”頒獎(jiǎng)禮舉行，現(xiàn)場(chǎng)星光熠熠、場(chǎng)面震撼，妮琪?米娜和五秒盛夏擔(dān)任表演嘉賓，妮琪和碧昂斯競(jìng)逐邁克爾?杰克遜視頻先鋒獎(jiǎng)。此外，你還將見證眾星“感人涕下”痛哭畫面。也許他們是你唯一的希望。

Resistance is futile. Let the weeping commence.
反抗是徒勞的。讓我們開始哭泣吧！

Charli XCX

Charli XCX is performing at the VMA Pre-Show. I’m, like, so proud of her.
Charli XCX亮相頒獎(jiǎng)禮。哦，我為她感到驕傲.

五美

Fifth Harmony are thirsty for no bae the Pre-Show, and it’s so inspiring. I’m inspired.
五美（Fifth Harmony)頒獎(jiǎng)禮嗨唱“Boss”。她們的演唱如此地鼓舞人心。我受到了鼓舞。

婕西

Bang bang, there goes my life. I am finished, Jessie J. Rest in peace, me.
“砰”，我的生命結(jié)束了。婕西（Jessie J），我完了。愿我安息。

阿米莉亞?凱利

Iggy Azalea and Rita Ora are performing now? HAND ME SOME BREAD, PLZ.
阿米莉亞?凱利（Iggy Azalea）和瑞塔?奧拉（Rita Ora）正在表演？請(qǐng)遞給我些面包。

泰勒?斯威夫特

TAYLOR SWIFT IS TAKING THE STAGE.
泰勒?斯威夫特出場(chǎng)了。

所有人都出去

Everyone get out.
所有人都出去。

為什么亞當(dāng)?萊文脫上衣

Why won’t Adam Levine take his shirt off????
為什么亞當(dāng)?萊文不把他的上衣脫了????

愛莉安娜?格蘭德

Break free, Ariana Grande. Break free like the dove you are.
掙脫吧（Break free），愛莉安娜?格蘭德。像鴿子一樣掙脫吧。

薩姆?史密斯

Dammit, Sam Smith.
該死的，薩姆?史密斯。

亮瞎了

I think you broke my eyes.
你亮瞎了我的眼。

亞瑟小子

Usher is on my screen, AND I CAN’T TOUCH HIM.
亞瑟小子在我屏幕里，我卻不能觸碰到他。

妮琪

NICKI.
妮琪。

喜歡嗎

LIKE?
喜歡嗎？

我不能

I CANNOT.
我不能。

麥莉

This “MY EYES!!” crying Miley GIF goes out to the Parents Television Council. ???
“我的眼睛！”，麥莉哭著跑去了家長(zhǎng)電視理事會(huì)。 ???

五秒盛夏

How can 5SOS be so perfect?!?!
五秒盛夏怎么能這么完美？！？！

碧昂斯

Beyoncé is in my line of vision. Drenched in tears.
我看到碧昂斯了。內(nèi)牛滿面。

淹沒在淚水里

Actually drowning in tears. Swimming through my own emotional output.
真的淹沒在淚水里。在自己的感情宣瀉里游泳。

不搞笑

And it’s not funny.
這并不搞笑。

擦上睫毛膏

Oh, and in case you have no emotions, just smear some mascara under your eyes to avoid suspicion.
哦，如果你沒有感情，那就在你的眼睛下面擦上睫毛膏，以避免猜疑。