Did somebody order a Thanksgiving spread? You just cost my dim-witted doorman his holiday bonus. Ohh. Don't blame him. I said you called for a stripper, and obviously I'm a convincing one. I've come to kidnap you and bring you to Serena and Dan's Thanksgiving. I'm not going anywhere, but you are, unless you want me to call security. Don't be a grumpy gus. Bart and Lily won't be there. Come on. Let's get you cleaned up. What part of our last conversation did you not understand? As long as I can't defeat my father, we can never be together. Just because we can't live happily ever after doesn't mean that we can't have a little fun once in a while. We made a pact. Need I remind you what that means? But it's been too long since Monaco. Pocahontas needs her John Smith. I always thought of myself as more of a John Rolfe kind of man. That's my Chuck. You can play both after dinner. And you're sure Lily and Bart are gone? They are, and now so is my appetite. When was the last time you showered? Only if you join me.