This department exists to show that just as there are different ways to put things in words, there are different ways to put things in numbers! I detest and despise the work I am asked to do in the department, whose purpose seems to be to turn statistics into sophistry. I am resigning. Good morning. Resigning? Don't you want to be a man of influence? No. I'd prefer to be in the trenches. God, give me the strength to strangle the Kaiser with my bare hands. You innocent! It's the soldiers who betrayed the cause. Class traitors! And the German socialists too! Voting for war like lickspittle lackeys. I hope they die with blood spouting out of their lungs. Yes, I refuse to fight, but let the guilty get what they deserve! As for you, I hope both sides rape every woman... Edith?