The response to your "In with the new" memorial day party has been overwhelming, Mrs. Grayson. The party is at 90% capacity, and the "Regrets" Web site's already collected nearly $50,000 for everything from domestic violence prevention to cancer awareness. Some of these regrets wouldn't wipe their noses with $50,000, dear. If we're going to set a more generous tone for the summer, it's clear I'm going to have to do something fresh and provocative. So, I've decided to auction off a piece from my personal art collection. What a wild idea, Victoria. Well, I don't care how good the cause is, if you put up the Van Gogh that Michael and I gave you, I'll kill myself. The Van Gogh is off limits for sentimental reasons. Ashley, would you please add the new announcement to the web site, see if we can't drum up some more business? And ladies, thanks again. Lydia, we were all so sorry to hear about you and Michael this winter. You were one of those couples everyone roots for. I have no doubt.