隨著手術(shù)燈地熄滅,產(chǎn)房里傳來(lái)一陣哭喊:老公!對(duì)不起?。?!等待中的男子額頭直冒粗汗,他看了看表,已經(jīng)是8月23日臨晨了。這時(shí)大夫從產(chǎn)房走出,揭下口罩,嘆了口氣說(shuō):孩子是處女座,我們已經(jīng)盡力了。(段子摘自微博)
近日微博上掀起了一股黑處女座的風(fēng)潮,關(guān)于處女座的各種段子也迅速轉(zhuǎn)發(fā),面對(duì)這樣一股全民圍攻處女座的風(fēng)潮,處女座的筒子們不得不感嘆:我們招誰(shuí)惹誰(shuí)了!
1. It is very hard to read a virgo, they are illusive with emotions and are secretive.
2. Virgos are never completely satisfied with themselves. They always want to be better, go higher and have more for their life.
處女座的人從來(lái)不會(huì)對(duì)自己滿意。他們?cè)谏钪锌傁胱龅礁茫镜酶?,擁有更多?/div>
3. Virgos are compassionate yet critical, generous yet skeptical and practical yet complex.
處女座的人同情憫人卻又吹毛求疵,慷慨大方卻又生性多疑,簡(jiǎn)單務(wù)實(shí)卻又復(fù)雜難解。
4. Virgos are quick to pick out mistakes, even if they don't mention it.
處女座的人很快就能找到錯(cuò)誤,即使他們有時(shí)不會(huì)說(shuō)出來(lái)。
5. A Virgo's silence is always judged as being stuck up or
arrogance.
處女座的人沉默時(shí)總會(huì)被認(rèn)作是傲慢自大的表現(xiàn)。
6. If a virgo doesnt like you, they are more prone to have feelings of indifference than hate toward you.
如果有個(gè)處女座的人不喜歡你,他們更傾向于忽視你而非憎惡你。
7. Virgos are not trusting with sharing much of who they are with everyone; they're a mystery to a lot of people.
處女座的人并不信任所有人,也不會(huì)和他們過(guò)多透露真實(shí)的自己;對(duì)于很多人來(lái)說(shuō),處女座的人就是一個(gè)謎。
8. Virgos are only affected by the people who matter to them. If you hate them, they probably don't care.
處女座的人只在乎對(duì)他們重要的人。他們可能不會(huì)在意他人對(duì)處女座的厭惡情緒。
9. Virgos are perfectionists and whatever they do, they need to do it thoroughly and get it exactly right or they feel dissatisfied.
處女座的人都是完美主義者,不管做什么都要做完做好,否則就會(huì)感覺(jué)不滿意。
10. A virgo always has something smart to say, even if they don't say it.
處女座的人總能“妙口生花”,不鳴則已一鳴驚人。
11. Virgos take pride in being useful, but when unappreciated, they feel used.
處女座的人會(huì)為自己有用武之地而感到驕傲,但若是沒(méi)得到他人感激,則會(huì)有種被利用的感覺(jué)。
12. A virgo will not stay where they are not needed.
處女座的人不會(huì)待在不需要他們的地方。
13. Virgos emotions can run the warmest warm and the coldest cold; even for the same person.
處女座的人情緒多變,就算同一個(gè)人也會(huì)時(shí)而燦如陽(yáng)光,時(shí)而冷若冰霜。
14. Sometimes the little things people do, can irritate a virgo. The big things that irritate everyone else, virgos can shrug off.
有時(shí)處女座的人會(huì)對(duì)別人認(rèn)為是雞毛蒜皮的小事大發(fā)雷霆,但卻在所有人都無(wú)法容忍的事上一笑了之。
15. Virgos make no pretenses,exactly what they say is exactly how they feel.
處女座的人不做作,怎么想的就怎么說(shuō)。
16. A Virgo doesn't need anyone to agree with them. They are usually comfortable enough with themselves to stand alone if they have to.
處女座的人不需要其他人同意自身想法。如果必要,他們就算孤身一人也能怡然自得。
17. Once a virgo has their mind made up, there's probably nothing you can do to change it.
如果一個(gè)處女座的人下定決心做什么,那你做什么事大概都沒(méi)法讓他回心轉(zhuǎn)意。
18. Never ask a virgo their opinion if you don't want the frank truth.
如果你不想聽(tīng)大實(shí)話的話,就別問(wèn)處女座的人他們?cè)趺聪搿?/div>
19. Most Virgos hate chaos, but may be drawn to it because they love a good challenge.
大多數(shù)處女座的人討厭混亂,但也有可能樂(lè)在其中,因?yàn)樗麄兿矚g挑戰(zhàn)。
20. Virgos are very much aware of their faults and get annoyed when reminded of such.
處女座的人很清楚自己的缺點(diǎn)錯(cuò)誤,但若被別人指出,就會(huì)十分惱怒。
【滬江小編】處女座的筒子們來(lái)對(duì)號(hào)入座看看,你中了幾槍?其他星座的各位也可以來(lái)參與討論,說(shuō)說(shuō)你討厭/喜歡處女座的原因是什么?