【生活大爆炸】SO2EO19(4) 物理笑話
來源:滬江聽寫酷
2013-03-21 15:14
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Api/OhqxHHBsCzLK+l1lHz2stqkP7KQNt6nkgWy9uVGkIQhdQ0/XM5GeYNkP5CDfAtkEqDhAQ5o7ffov3h8/ 背景:新來的住戶原來是美女,這可樂壞了Leonard等人…… -Leonard: Hey, uh, Penny, you Want to hear something awesome? -Penny: yeah. -Leonard: Alicia is an actress, just like you. -Penny: That is so awesome. -Alicia: Well, trying to be, but it's so hard. -Penny: Yeah, I know, tell me about it. -Alicia: I've been out here three months and all I've gotten is _________________1______________. -Penny: That's why I work at the Cheesecake Factory. ________________2________________. -Leonard: Alicia, what do you want as your default setting for DVDs, 5. 1 Dolby or DTS? -Alicia: Whatever you think is best, ___3___. -Leonard: Well, DTS has more low end, so... Okay. -Penny: Uh, hey, guys, guys, you will really appreciate this. I read the best science joke on the Internet. Alicia, you won't get it, but it's right up their ___4___. Anyway, so, this physicist goes into an ice cream parlor every week and orders an ice cream, sundae for himself, and then offers one to the empty stool sitting next to him. This goes on for a while until the owner finally asks him what he's doing. The man says, "Well, I'm a physicist, "and quantum mechanics...teaches us "that it is possible, for the matter above this stool to spontaneously turn into a beautiful woman who might accept my offer and fall in love with me. The owner then says, "Well, lots of single beautiful woman come in here every day, why don’t you buy an ice-cream for one of them and they might fall in love with you?" And the physicist says, "Yeah, __________________5_________________?" -Leonard: ____________6__________, don't you think? -Penny: How would I know? I'm not even sure I get it. -Alicia: Hey, Leonard? -Alicia: If you're done with the DVD player, can you set up my printer? -Leonard: Uh, yeah, I'd love to. -Penny: Uh, hey, maybe when you're done with her printer, you could set up mine. You know, like you promised... a week ago. -Leonard: Yeah, I'll get to, it-- don't ___7___ me. -Rajesh: Hello there.
Api/OhqxHHBsCzLK+l1lHz2stqkP7KQNt6nkgWy9uVGkIQhdQ0/XM5GeYNkP5CDfAtkEqDhAQ5o7ffov3h8/ 背景:新來的住戶原來是美女,這可樂壞了Leonard等人…… -Leonard: Hey, uh, Penny, you Want to hear something awesome? -Penny: yeah. -Leonard: Alicia is an actress, just like you. -Penny: That is so awesome. -Alicia: Well, trying to be, but it's so hard. -Penny: Yeah, I know, tell me about it. -Alicia: I've been out here three months and all I've gotten is _________________1______________. -Penny: That's why I work at the Cheesecake Factory. ________________2________________. -Leonard: Alicia, what do you want as your default setting for DVDs, 5. 1 Dolby or DTS? -Alicia: Whatever you think is best, ___3___. -Leonard: Well, DTS has more low end, so... Okay. -Penny: Uh, hey, guys, guys, you will really appreciate this. I read the best science joke on the Internet. Alicia, you won't get it, but it's right up their ___4___. Anyway, so, this physicist goes into an ice cream parlor every week and orders an ice cream, sundae for himself, and then offers one to the empty stool sitting next to him. This goes on for a while until the owner finally asks him what he's doing. The man says, "Well, I'm a physicist, "and quantum mechanics...teaches us "that it is possible, for the matter above this stool to spontaneously turn into a beautiful woman who might accept my offer and fall in love with me. The owner then says, "Well, lots of single beautiful woman come in here every day, why don’t you buy an ice-cream for one of them and they might fall in love with you?" And the physicist says, "Yeah, __________________5_________________?" -Leonard: ____________6__________, don't you think? -Penny: How would I know? I'm not even sure I get it. -Alicia: Hey, Leonard? -Alicia: If you're done with the DVD player, can you set up my printer? -Leonard: Uh, yeah, I'd love to. -Penny: Uh, hey, maybe when you're done with her printer, you could set up mine. You know, like you promised... a week ago. -Leonard: Yeah, I'll get to, it-- don't ___7___ me. -Rajesh: Hello there.
a couple of national commercials and this recurring thing on a soap
I'm holding out for the right part
cutie
alley
but what are the odds of that happening
It's a little insulting
nag
L 嗨,彭妮,你知道有什么奇事嗎?
P 什么?
L 艾麗西亞跟你一樣是個(gè)演員
P 太棒了
A 想是這么想,但是沒這么容易
P 是啊,跟我說說關(guān)于你的事吧
A 我已經(jīng)來這里足足3個(gè)月了,但是只接到了幾個(gè)全國(guó)廣告還有肥皂劇的小客串
P 所以我現(xiàn)在還在蛋糕店工作,我覺得那些角色都不適合我
L 艾麗西亞,你想你的DVD怎么設(shè)置啊?5.1杜比還是家庭影院?
A 你看著辦好了,小可愛
L 家庭影院低音更好,那就...好的
P 對(duì)了各位,你們一定會(huì)喜歡這個(gè)。我剛在網(wǎng)上讀了一個(gè)超贊的科學(xué)笑話。艾麗西亞,你不會(huì)懂得,但是他們很喜歡。就是,從前有個(gè)物理學(xué)家每周都去冰激凌店點(diǎn)2個(gè)圣代。一個(gè)自己吃,一個(gè)放在旁邊的空座位上,好久都是這樣。直到店主問他為什么?他說:“因?yàn)槲沂俏锢韺W(xué)家,而量子物理理論告訴我們總有幾率,這張空座位的物質(zhì)會(huì)變成一個(gè)可能愛上我的女孩。”店主說:“每天都有很多漂亮的單身女孩在我店里,你為什么不請(qǐng)她們其中之一來吃冰激凌來泡她們呢?”然后物理學(xué)家說:“是啊,但是那樣的幾率又有多大呢?”
L 有點(diǎn)侮辱人,你覺得呢?
P 我怎么知道,我都不知道我懂了沒有
A 萊楞德,如果你弄好了DVD,能幫有安裝一下打印機(jī)么?
L 好,樂意為你效勞
P 嗨,也許你應(yīng)該幫她裝完后去幫我安裝一下打印機(jī)。你知道,你一周前就答應(yīng)我了。
L 好了,我會(huì)去的。別煩我。
R 你好,美女。
——譯文來自: zhaofengqin
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