All I do is pay

  "My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My
wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war,
and my daughter is foreign secretary."
  "Sounds interesting, " his colleague replied. "And what is your
position?"
  "I’m the people. All I do is pay."

  我要做的一切就是付錢

  布朗先生告訴同事說:“我的家簡直就象一個國家一樣。我妻子
  是財政部長。我岳母是作戰(zhàn)部長,我女兒是外交秘書。”
  “聽上去挺有意思的,”他的同事說,“那你的職務(wù)是什么呢?”
  “我就是老百姓。我要做的一切就是付錢。”