Friend for Dinner

Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.

What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal!

I know all that.

Then why did you invite a friend for supper?

Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.

請朋友吃飯

“親愛的，”丈夫?qū)ζ拮诱f：“我邀請了一位朋友回家吃晚飯?！?/span>

“什么？你瘋了嗎？我們的房子亂糟糟的，我很久沒有買過東西回來了，所有的碗碟都是臟的，還有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚飯。”

“這些我全都知道?！?/span>

“那你為什么還要邀請朋友回來吃晚飯？”

“因?yàn)槟莻€(gè)可憐的笨蛋正考慮要結(jié)婚呢。”