The Mean Man's Party 　　

The notorious（聲名狼藉的，臭名昭著的） cheap skate（小氣鬼） finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow（肘部，扶手） . When the door open, push with your foot."
　　
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
　　
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"

吝嗇鬼的聚會(huì)　
　
一個(gè)聲名狼藉的小氣鬼終于決定要請(qǐng)一次客了。他在向一個(gè)朋友解釋怎么找到他家時(shí)說：“你上到五樓，用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開了后，再用你的腳把門推開?！?br> 　　
“為什么我要用我的肘和腳呢？”