A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?""No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned(醉酒的) ."The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk(行李箱) and a muffled(聽不清的) voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"

一個(gè)家伙開車的時(shí)候警察追了上來。這個(gè)家伙要開窗戶問警察:“怎么了,警官?”
“沒事,我觀察到了你的安全駕駛技術(shù),很高興你獲得了價(jià)值5000美元的安全駕駛獎(jiǎng)。祝賀你!你認(rèn)為你要拿這筆錢去做什么?”
他想了一會說“哦,我覺得,我應(yīng)該去考駕照”。
坐在副駕駛位的女士說"別在意他說的,他喝醉了酒說胡話呢.“
后面座位的家伙說”我告訴你,偷來的車我們走不遠(yuǎn)的。“
此時(shí),行李箱出現(xiàn)了敲擊聲并傳出一個(gè)模糊不清的聲音:“我們穿過了邊境了嗎?”