1.Groceries
1.采購

A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes to the store and buys these things.
女人：女人會(huì)根據(jù)需要列出購物單，去超市里買這些東西。

A man waits until the only items left in his fridge are half a lemon. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good.
男人：男人會(huì)等到冰箱里只剩下半個(gè)檸檬。然后去超市買東西。他會(huì)把那些看著不錯(cuò)的東西都買下來。

2.Money
2.金錢

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
男人：用得著的東西，要是值1塊錢卻賣2塊，男人也會(huì)買。

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.
女人：用不著的東西，要是值2塊錢卻只賣1塊，女人也會(huì)買。

3.Bathrooms
3.浴室

A man has at most 6 items in his bathroom -- a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
男人：男人的浴室里有6樣?xùn)|西：一把牙刷、刮胡膏、刮胡刀、一塊Dial牌肥皂、一塊從假日酒店里順手牽羊的毛巾。

The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
女人：在一個(gè)典型女人的浴室，平均會(huì)有437樣物品。男人認(rèn)不出其中的絕大多數(shù)。

4.Dressing Up
4.穿戴整齊

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
女人：女人在做以下事情時(shí)，都會(huì)穿戴整齊，買東西，澆花，倒垃圾，接電話，讀書，取信。

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
男人穿戴整齊時(shí)，他是要去參加婚禮或者葬禮。

5.The Telephone
5.電話

Men see the telephone as a communications tool. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people.
男人：對(duì)男人來說，電話是溝通的工具。他們用電話給別人發(fā)短信。

A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
女人：女人可以在在朋友家住了兩周之后，一回到家就給同一個(gè)朋友打電話，一打就是仨小時(shí)。

6.Nicknames
6.昵稱

If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
女人：要是勞蕊，琳達(dá)，伊麗莎白和芭芭拉出去吃飯，她們互相稱呼勞蕊，琳達(dá)，伊麗莎白和芭芭拉。

If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
男人：要是馬克，克瑞斯、埃瑞克和湯姆出去吃飯，他們會(huì)互相親密地稱作胖子、惡狼、癩頭和廢材。

7.Maturity
7.成熟

Women mature much faster than men. Most 17-year-old females can function as adults.
女人：她們比男人成熟得早很多。大部分17歲的姑娘已經(jīng)和成年女性差不多了。

Most 17-year-old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work.
男人：大部分17歲的小伙子還熱衷于交換棒球卡、在體育課之后打打鬧鬧。這也就是為什么高中時(shí)期的戀情很少有結(jié)果。

8.Marrige
8.婚姻

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
女人：女人嫁給一個(gè)男人，希望他能改變，可他變不了。

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change! And she does.
男人：男人娶了一個(gè)女人，希望她永遠(yuǎn)不變，可她卻變了。

9.Admitting Mistakes
9.承認(rèn)錯(cuò)誤

Women will sometimes admit making a mistake.
女人：女人有時(shí)會(huì)認(rèn)錯(cuò)。

The last man who admitted he was wrong was General George Custer.
男人：上一個(gè)承認(rèn)自己錯(cuò)了的男人要追溯到卡斯特將軍（死于19世紀(jì)后期）。

10.Success
10.成功

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
男人：成功的男人是能掙比他太太花得更多的錢的。

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
女人：成功的女人是能找得到這么個(gè)男人。