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我們都是拖延癥患者！外國(guó)小青年創(chuàng)作的《拖延癥之歌》 字字血淚地控訴拖延癥對(duì)學(xué)習(xí)、生活、減肥和工作帶來的毀滅性影響。論文不想趕、工作不想完成，死活就是各種往后拖。今天的你中槍了嗎？
雙語歌詞：
See I have to write this essay
我得趕完這篇論文
that the teacher gave last week
老師布置了一個(gè)星期
and it's due tomorrow morning
明天大早就要上交
twenty pages all in Greek
整整二十頁的希臘語
Nah but first I check my Tumblr
不急 但我要先刷刷湯不牢
Facebook, Twitter, call my Mom
臉書、推特，還要致電我老娘請(qǐng)安
Then just one more, one more page
然后就再看一頁 只看一頁
oh I waste so much time dot com!
我浪費(fèi)了大把時(shí)間來點(diǎn)網(wǎng)站
我有拖延癥
All day I sit here waiting
整天就坐在這等
for just the perfect moment to begin
等待開始干活的好時(shí)辰
We're procrastinating
我們都有拖延癥
Why work, we could be gaming
工作個(gè)毛，游戲才正經(jīng)
Agreed! Procrastinating FTW!
同意！拖延癥最拉風(fēng)！
I have to start this diet
我必須開始節(jié)食
cause my prom's a week away
因?yàn)楫厴I(yè)舞會(huì)就剩一個(gè)禮拜
So I'm only eating veggies
所以我要只吃素
and I'm starting that today
從今天就吃起來
But I'm getting really hungry
但是我餓得不行
而那些餅干好美味
Fine, I'll have just one, or two, or ten
好吧 我只吃一塊兩塊十來塊
Why not? It's not a crime!
咋滴 這又不犯罪
We're procrastinating
我們有拖延癥
No better way than eating
狂吃是最棒的技能
Cause nothing else could possibly compare
因?yàn)闆]什么可以比這更美好
I'm procrastinating
我有拖延癥
It's really fascinating
真是讓人開心
I know there's work to do but I don't care
我知道有工作要干，可我不想理
I should probably do my laundry
我或許應(yīng)該去洗衣服
I should probably feed my cat
我或許應(yīng)該去喂貓
But right now we're playing Halo
但現(xiàn)在我們?cè)谕妗豆鈺灐?/div>
YOLO! Headshot! Take that!
生命只有一次！爆頭！死翹翹！
You should probably call the doctor
你或許應(yīng)該叫醫(yī)生看看
Never mind it's just a scratch
木有事，就是擦了一下
But your arm's gone
可你的胳膊都沒了
It's a flesh wound
皮肉傷而已
Now come on let's play some catch!
現(xiàn)在快點(diǎn)，我們來玩接球吧
I have organized my desktop
我整理好了桌子
Now I'm all set up to work
工作的準(zhǔn)備全部就緒
慢著 這張照片有點(diǎn)歪
這真讓我抓狂生氣
Now I might as well just color code
那現(xiàn)在我不如順手把鉛筆
my pencils one by one
一根一根按顏色排列擺好
and my papers and my files
所有的資料和文件也是如此
I can't work until it's done!
這事搞不定就沒法工作
We're procrastinating
我們有拖延癥
All day I sit here waiting
整天就坐在這里等
for just the perfect moment to begin
等待開始干活的好時(shí)辰
We're procrastinating
我們有拖延癥
Wait!
慢著
You're procratinating right now
你現(xiàn)在就是拖延不干活呢
You're procratinating
你也有拖延癥
Why are you still here watching?
干嘛還在看這視頻？
I'm sure that you've got things due long ago
我知道你有好多早就該交的活還沒搞完
You're procratinating
你也有拖延癥
Please leave a thumbs up rating
請(qǐng)給我們點(diǎn)贊評(píng)分
Go do your work
你手上的工作啊
Tomorrow!
明兒再干??！?
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