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Cat-Friend vs. Dog-Friend

天真熱情的汪星人,霸道腹黑的喵星人,如果你有兩個(gè)朋友分別像他們你該怎么辦?來看看下面這個(gè)歡樂的視頻,真人神奇演繹貓和狗的區(qū)別,真的差很多哦!

We all know that cats and dogs are different and that they have individual psychological games they play. But sometimes you need those things personified in order to have them really sink in.
我們都知道貓和狗很不同,它們都有著自己神奇的腦內(nèi)小劇場,不過有的時(shí)候只有真人演繹出他們的內(nèi)心世界,你才能真正完全理解它們。

Cat-Friend vs Dog-Friend is a video by the Boston comedy group FATAWESOME that follows the daily life of one man and his two human friends who both act out like common house pets (a cat and a dog) in different situations.
這個(gè)叫《喵星人朋友和汪星人朋友》的視頻由波士頓的喜劇團(tuán)隊(duì)fatawesome制作而成,視頻中的主角分別有一個(gè)像貓和一個(gè)像狗的朋友,來看看日前生活中他們在不同場景下的表現(xiàn)。

Bottom line: cats are jerks and dogs are just weird.
一句話總結(jié):喵星人都是混蛋,汪星人真的很奇怪耶!

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What's up man? It's so good to see you buddy.
大哥你可回來了,倫家想死你啦!

I know I saw you this morning but it seems like it's been forever.
雖然早上才分開,可有如隔三秋的趕腳。

We gotta celebrate. What do you wanna do?
咱來慶祝下吧,咱去玩點(diǎn)啥?

Hey, let's go throw this rugby around. Go outside and get some fresh air?
咱出去透透風(fēng),你扔球,我撿球玩吧。

-I'll put my stuff down alright? -Alright.
-讓我先把包放下好吧? -好的呀!

What's up, Jimmy?
吉米今天過得咋樣?

Hey man, what are you doing? Are you cooking? Do you need any help? I can help.
在干嘛?做好吃的嗎?要不要幫忙?我可以幫你的!

Nah, I'm good. Actually, where's the basil?
我搞得定!哦,調(diào)料放哪里了?

Er, bottom drawer.
最下面那個(gè)抽屜。

What is this?
這TM什么情況?

I am so sorry. I don't even deserve to be here.
我錯(cuò)了,我沒臉待下去了(淚奔)。

I'll just go get paper towels and clean it up and leave.
我這就去擦干凈,然后有多遠(yuǎn)滾多遠(yuǎn)。

What?
干嘛啊?

We're out of cereal.
家里沒麥片了。

Your friend is weired.
你朋友神神叨叨的。

Yeah, I don't think he likes you.
嗯? 他可能不喜歡你。

He doesn't like anyone.
他其實(shí)誰都不喜歡。

Moaning -What's up with you?
<哼哼> 哥們這是咋了?

Puke -Jimmy! No!
<嘔> 吉米,別介啊?

Hey, don't worry. I got this.
別擔(dān)心,放著我來!

That's a good boy.
我的乖乖!

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