英語幽默笑話:Dumas仲馬
2012-01-23 14:06
One day a man was taunting Alexandre Dumas,the greatFrench novelist,with his ancestry. “Why,” snarled the fellow,“you are a quadroon;yourfather was a mulatto,and your grandfather was a negro.” “Yes,” roared Dumas,“and,if you wish to know'mygreatgrandfather was a monkey. In fact, my pedigree beganwhere yours terminates.”
有一天,一個(gè)人在嘲弄法國大小說家亞歷山大·仲馬,譏笑他的祖先。 那家伙厲聲說:“唔,你是四分之一黑白混血兒,你父親是黑白混血兒,而你的祖父是個(gè)黑人?!?“是的,”仲馬大聲回敬:“還有呢,如果你想知道的話, 我的曾祖父是一只猴子。其實(shí)我的血統(tǒng)起始于你的血統(tǒng)終止的地方。”