我還沒死 I wasn't dead
A young man fell into a state of coma, but recovered before his friends had buried him. One of them asked what it felt like to be dead.
"Dead!" he exclaimed. "I wasn't dead. And I knew I wasn't, because my feet were cold and I was hungry."
"But how did that make you sure?"
"Well, I knew that if I were in heaven I shouldn't be hungry, and if I was in the other place my feet wouldn't be cold."
一個(gè)年輕人昏死了過去,但是當(dāng)他的朋友們要掩埋他的時(shí)候卻又蘇醒過來。他的一個(gè)朋友問他死的感覺是怎樣的。
“死!”他喊道“我并沒有死,我知道我沒死,因?yàn)槲业哪_是涼的,而我又很餓?!?/p>
“你怎么能肯定你沒死?”
“當(dāng)然哪,我知道如果我上了天堂,我就不會(huì)覺得餓;如果我下到地獄,那我的腳就不會(huì)是涼的了?!?/p>
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