A lot of you guys asked me how I got into Harvard. And since I have no life and no job, I decided to make a short video with five basic steps on how you can get into Harvard. Welcome to the first day of class. Today I'll be teaching you how to get into Harvard. "Harvard? That's my favorite school. I really want to go there. Yeah, Harvard." "Have you ever had homework problems that you couldn't solve?" Step one, get glasses. If you already have glasses, get bigger glasses. Couldn't have done without the glasses. Everyone plays the piano or the violin. But who plays the triangle? Exactly, no one. It's imperative to hold new testing skills by working fruitfully on your hand-eye coordination. A good warm-up is essential. Spend at least 15 minutes every day playing Fruit Ninja. Killed it. Thank you, Fruit Ninja Oh shoot, I forgot books. And one. "OK, Jeremy, 6X6?" "36." "9X8?" "72." "Go on. 211X98?" "For example, who knows the Dow Jones down five points today?" "Wayne" "Who's Dow? What team does he play for? Did they win? Or you mean Dow Ming?" Hopefully my video will help you get into the Harvard or the school of your choice. If I can go back into high school, I would only change one thing. I would still make sure I try to give my best effort but I would worry a lot less and I would enjoy that experience - those four years in high school, because they really do fly by. Even when I got rejected from Stanford, I was pretty disappointed and crushed because that was my dream school. But looking back, I realize God had a perfect plan for me. Everything worked out the way that was supposed to.