老爸老媽浪漫史:s01e18-2
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2011-09-02 10:36
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Ted接到Robin的電話以后,答應了Robin的邀請。前往Robin家的路上,Ted不斷的進行著思想斗爭,開始產(chǎn)生幻覺……
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Ted:Going over to this other girl's house...
Victoria:And you're wondering if I'd be upset.Hi, Ted. Remember me? Your girlfriend.
Ted:Okay, relax. Robin's just a friend.
Victoria:Right. You're gonna go make some juice.
Ted:Yes, yes.__1__In fact, it's healthy.
Victoria:Oh, yeah? Then why are you wondering what she looks like naked?
Ted:I am not...Okay, even if I am wondering that,it's only 'cause you put it in my head.
Victoria:But I am just a manifestation of your subconscious,so actually, you put it in your own head.
Ted:Damn it!Nothing's gonna happen.
Victoria: Right.
Ted: Okay, okay. You want a second opinion?Fine.
Marshall:Hey. Did she call?
Ted:No. I need a ruling.I'm... Yeah, this is stupid.It's not even a big deal,but I'm on my way over to Robin's right now.She got a new juicer. Whatever,we're gonna test it out.
Marshall:Let me call you back.__2__Do you remember the huge secret that you told me that you weren't supposed to, but you did? The thing about Robin?
Barney:You mean, how Robin's in love with Ted?
Both: What?
Barney:Yeah. She told me already. Go on.
Marshall:Wait. So I'm the only one that she didn't tell? She told you and not me?
Barney:Well.__3__
Marshall:Well, I'm better friends with Ted than you are.
Barney: That is a lie.
Marshall: It is not a lie.
Barney: Okay, that's it…
Ted:Come on. Pick up.Damn it, Victoria. Where are you? Pick up! Pick up!
Victoria: Cupcake?
Ted: No, thanks.Where are you? Why haven't you called?
Victoria:I'm out hooking up.With three other guys.Or maybe I'm a devoted girlfriend and I'm calling you right now.
Ted:Yeah, why do I doubt that? Hello?
Marshall: Ted. I just saw the news,and a truck carrying sulfuric acid overturned right in front of Robin's house.__4__It's bad. You should go home, dude.
Ted:Marshall, it's fine.Nothing's gonna happen.
Marshall: Ted, what does your Mom always say?
Ted: Nothing good ever...
Marshall:Nothing good ever happens after 2:00 a.m.Go home! It's too late for juice.
Ted:Dude, Robin and I are just friends.She doesn't even like me that way.
Lily:Yes, she does! She likes you. She told me.
Ted: What?
Lily: It's a big secret.So don't tell her I told you,but she's very vulnerable right now.And you have a girlfriend. Go home, Ted.
Ted: She likes me?
Lily:Yes.__5__Go home, Ted
Ted:She likes me?
Lily:Go home, Ted.
Ted:You're right, I'll see you at home.
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Juice is perfectly harmless.
Honey, there's a situation developing.
I guess I'm just better friends with her than you are.
And it's melting through the sidewalk, you can see straight down into Hell.
So you see why it would be a very bad idea for you to go up there.
Ted:但是我正在去另一個女孩家
Victoria:你在擔心我是不是會因此煩惱。嗨,泰德,記得我嗎,你的女朋友
Ted:ok,放松,羅賓只是一個普通朋友
Victoria:對的,你準備去榨點果汁
Ted:是的,是的!喝果汁是完全無害的。實際上,還很有益健康
Victoria:哦,是嗎?那你為什么在好奇她脫光了是什么樣子啊
Ted:我沒有在,好吧,就算我在想那個,那也是因為你讓我想起來的
Victoria:啊,不過我只是你的潛意識的一種表現(xiàn)而已,實際上,還是你自己想到這些的
Ted:他媽媽的!什么都不會發(fā)生的
Victoria:好的
Ted:ok,ok,你想要再聽聽別的意見嗎? 好的
Marshall:嗨,她打電話來了嗎
Ted:沒有,我需要你做個裁決,我,是的,這事很蠢,也不是什么大事,但是我現(xiàn)在在去羅賓家的路上,她買了個新的榨汁機,管它什么,我們準備測試一下那臺機器
Marshall:我等會回電話給你,親愛的,有個棘手的問題,你還記得你以前告訴我的
那個天大秘密嗎,就是那個你誰都不能告訴,但是你告訴了我的那個,那個...關于羅賓
Barney:哦,你們是說羅賓是多么的愛著泰德
Both:什么
Barney:對的,她已經(jīng)告訴我了,繼續(xù)
Marshall:等下,那么我是唯一一個她沒廣而告之的人,她告訴了你,卻不是我
Barney:恩,我看對她來說,我是比你更親近的朋友
Marshall:恩,對泰德來說,我是比你更親近的朋友
Barney:扯淡
Marshall:這不是扯淡,ok,是扯淡,你和我都是
Ted:快啊,接電話,奶奶個熊,Victoria,你在哪里,接電話,接電話
Victoria:蛋撻
Ted:不,謝謝了,你在哪里?為什么你不打電話過來
Victoria:哦,我出門有事,嗯,和三個男的,或者也許是我是一個愛情至上的女朋友,我現(xiàn)在正在打電話給你
Ted:是的,為什么我會懷疑,哈啰
Marshall:泰德,我剛看了新聞,有一輛滿載硫酸的超載卡車,正停在羅賓家門口,車里面的硫酸正在腐蝕車體,而且漫到了行人道上,你會看到地獄之門在那里打開了,太糟糕了,你應該回家去,帥哥
Ted:馬修,沒事的,沒事的
Marshall:泰德,你媽一直告誡你什么的,沒有好事會在凌晨兩點后發(fā)生的,回家去!現(xiàn)在去喝果汁也太遲了
Ted:帥哥,我和羅賓只不過是朋友而已,她連喜歡都沒喜歡過我
Lily:不,她喜歡你,她喜歡你,她告訴我的
Ted:什么
Lily:那是個大秘密,所以不要告訴她是我告訴你的,而且她現(xiàn)在春情勃發(fā),并且你是個有女朋友的人,回家去,泰德
Ted:她,她喜歡我
Lily:是的,所以你現(xiàn)在明白,去她那里是個多么糟糕的主意,回家去,泰德
Ted:她喜歡我
Lily:回家去,泰德
Ted:恩,你說的對,我,恩,我們家里見