男人也是善變的動物，你了解么？

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Kampunc
stubborn

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If you treat him nicely, he says you are in love with him; If you don't, he says you are proud. If you dress nicely, he says you are trying to lure him; If you don't, he says you are from Kampunc. If you argue with him, he says you are stubborn; If you keep quiet, he says you have no brains. If you are smarter than him, he will lose face; If he is smarter than you, he is great, but you are a fool. If you don't love him, he tries to possess you; If you love him, he will try to leave you. If you tell him your problems, he says you are troublesome; If you don't, he says that you don't trust him.
如果你對他好，他說你愛上他了。 對他不好，他說你驕傲。 如果你穿得很漂亮，他說你企圖誘惑他。 如果不，他說你是鄉(xiāng)下來的。 如果你跟他理論，他說你固執(zhí)。 如果你沉默，他說你沒大腦！ 如果你比他聰明，他會感到丟臉。 如果他比你聰明，他就是有智慧，而你是傻瓜。 如果你不愛他，他想擁有你； 如果你愛他，他就想離開你。 如果你告訴他你的問題，他說你麻煩。 如果不，他說你不信任他。 ～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～ lure v. 引誘,誘惑 stubborn adj. 頑固的,倔強的 possess v. 持有,克制,為...著迷