科學(xué)60秒:海盜也玩兒高科技!
Arrrrr. Today, September 19th, is international talk like a pirate day. No, seriously, yo ho ho, check the web, it really is. When they say it "talk like pirate", they don't mean, for example, "Hey, can you copy these DVDs for me?" No, they mean when you talk like this. Ya know, ____1____, anyone could be a pirate, all ya needed was a proper disrespect for authority and a willingness to be seasick months at a time. But to be a truly successful pirate and not just the son of a biscuit eater, well, ya had to know a bit of science too.
A good pirate captain had to know the astronomy to navigate by the stars. He had to be acquainted with meteorology and know enough fluid dynamics to make sure he didn’t overload his ship with ____2____. And he needed the psychological skills to manage his literally ____3____ crew.
Your average pirate ship required a buccaneer surgeon to treat stab wounds and cat o' nine tails slashes, and a swashbucklin’ general practitioner to make sure the men had the right diet to ____4____ scurvy with foods rich in vitamin C. Plus, your pirate optometrist supplied the men with eye patches. And of course, And of course, advanced veterinary pra..
What .. What do you mean my time's up? I'm a pirate, and I don't care of my time's up!
.. advanced veterinary practice kept your pirate parrots in fine fettle. So ya see, me hearty, no matter what your chosen path, science ____5____. Or at least a hook .
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