男人的問題
來源:滬江聽寫酷
2011-03-08 00:46
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If you treat them nicely,he says you are in love with him;
If you don't,he says you are proud.
If you dress nicely,he says you are trying to lure him;
If you don't ,he says you are from Kampunc.
If you argue with him,he says you are stubborn;
If you keep silent,he says you have no brains.
If you are smater than him,he will lose face;
If he is smarter than you ,he is great,but you are fool.
If you don't love him,he tries to possess you;
If you love him,he will try to leave you.
If you tell him your problem,he says you are troublesome;
If don't ,he says that you don't trust him.
男人的問題是:
如果你對他好,他說你愛上他了。
對他不好,他說你驕傲。
如果你穿得很漂亮,他說你企圖誘惑他。
如果不,他說你是鄉(xiāng)下來的。
如果你跟他理論,他說你固執(zhí)。
如果你沉默,他說你沒大腦!
如果你比他聰明,他會感到丟臉。
如果他比你聰明,他就是有智慧,而你是傻瓜。
如果你不愛他,他想擁有你。
如果你愛他,他就想離開你。
如果你告訴他你的問題,他說你麻煩。
如果不,他說你不信任他。