Here's about the time. Let's be right back with Jim Parsons. Thank god, you were great.
就到這里吧。等下出場的是Jim Parsons.感謝你，你真是太棒了。

All right my first guest tonight.
他是今晚的第一個嘉賓。

Two-time Emmy Award-winning actor for his role as Sheldon on the hit show -- The Big Bang Theory.
兩屆艾美獎得主，在《生活大爆炸》中飾演Sheldon而走紅。

We've been seeing that every Thursday night.
每周四晚上都在電視機前守候著觀看的。

Please welcome Jim Parsons, Jim.
讓我們一起歡迎Jim Parsons.

-Have a sit, my friend. -How's it going?
-請坐。-你好。

Good to see you again.
很高興再次見到你。

It's good to be here again.
我也很高興再次上這個節(jié)目。

Hello. Thank you.
你好，謝謝。

Sheldon, oh my god.
Sheldon，天啊。

You know I was just thinking as you walked out. You got this suit on, very slender. You're probably one of these guys. Thanksgiving comes, pumpkin pie cake, you can eat whatever you want, can't you?
你剛走出來的時候，穿這身衣服身板顯得很苗條，我剛剛就在想你會不會是哪些感恩節(jié)的時候，吃南瓜派吃得最沒顧慮的人其中之一。

Oh, not as much as I used to. But no, I do have a fast metabolism overall. And I'm now 62 so I think it gets spread out.
沒有我過去吃得多了，但總的來說我的新陳代謝還算快的，我現(xiàn)在是62公斤，所以吃的那些就剛好分散在這上面了。

-Yeah -But it gets slow down. You know.
-是 -但是現(xiàn)在新陳代謝有點減緩了，

I started running years ago to...to combat age-related fat issues.
我?guī)啄昵伴_始堅持跑步，就為了解決這個更年期肥胖癥。

Age-related fat issues?
更年期肥胖癥？

I don't know if that's a clinical term, but I'm doing what I can.
我不知道這個是不是醫(yī)學(xué)術(shù)語，但我就是盡力表達(dá)了。

-I think it's just fat issue. Now that age-related fat issue is... -Probably.
-我覺得就肥胖癥算是術(shù)語吧。那個更年期肥胖癥... -可能吧。

Mine would be because I never had to think about that before.
也許我是對的，因為我以前沒必要去考慮這些。

-Oh, OK.
-好吧。

So are you like a gym guy, you're one of those guys...
所以你是個健身狂嗎?

No I am not crazy about,I have a treadmill at home or I went outside. No gyms,Gyms are weird for me, I was never...If you can imagine, never played sports, so..
我沒有那么瘋狂 我一般都是用家里的跑步機。我也會時常出去但不去健身房，健身房就不太適合我，我就從沒。.你可能不敢想象，我就從來不玩那些運動，所以...

I didn't spent a lot of time working on at a gym. I just feel, I feel slightly awkward being there anywhere people who know what they're doing. But more important it's like the equipment scares me like I am...I don't mind going to the equipment. I'm so afraid someone in authority is going to get him go you're gonna break it, you know.
我不會在健身房里待很長時間， 我覺得我待在里面就會有一點不靈活，里面的任何人都知道他們在做什么而我不是更可怕的是那些器械，就像。..我不是怕坐到那些器械上，怕的是有些健身房老板會過來跟我說，你這樣會弄壞這個器械的。

Or you're going to kill yourself, or whatever. -Yeah.
-或者是你這樣是要自殺嗎 又或者是其他什么什么。-是。

So I would just rather kind of flop around at home until I break a sweat, and then you know...
所以我寧可在家里這樣胡鬧，直到出汗為止，就這樣。

You're good, you know.
不錯。

The reason I don't like it there's always a guy in the window working on.
我不喜歡健身房是因為，總有些人會在玻璃窗前這樣鍛煉。

-Yeah, what is that? -I mean I would rather been in a gym where people don't...
-那算什么。 -我寧可去到一家，沒有那種狀況的健身房。

Why they have the glass front?
為什么他們要安置一個玻璃的前門呢?

I don't get too. Are people hoping people would stop by? Like you know, oh, that was good, go and get some?
我也不明白 難道那些人希望有人在門口圍觀嗎?就像“喔，這里挺不錯，進(jìn)去試試吧?”

Like people are going to go:"wow, look at that guy."
也許會這樣“喔，看里面那人”

-Exactly -But that doesn't happen.
-就是 -但沒人會那樣。

-No, I don't think it happens either. -And knows he is never the guys in the window.
-我也覺得沒人會那樣。 -而且他們清楚地知道他們不會像里面那人一樣。

-No, that's true. -Yeah.
-對 -是

Now explain this picture here. This is you with a...
現(xiàn)在來給我解釋下這張照片，這是你跟...

-Oh, that's Odis -So you have a rodent problem.
-那是Odis. -看起來你這個小嚙齒動物在咬你呢。

-This is not a rodent, that is a dog, ok,that is a dog. -Oh, that's a dog, I'm sorry.
-那不是嚙齒動物 那是一只狗。 -好吧，那是只狗。 -不好意思。

He weighs all of 12 pounds and his name is Odis. And I am giving him his medicine.
他叫Odis,現(xiàn)在重12磅。 我正在給它喂藥。

Odis is a lovely devoted anxious little guy. He's always being anxious. He tugs on your pants when you're trying to leave the house. He's never sure how to approach to his food. even like everyting makes him nerve.
Odis是只很可愛 會有點焦慮過頭的小家伙，他一直都很焦慮，當(dāng)你要出門的時候他會用力得拽著你的褲子，他也總是有點猶豫該怎么走到食物旁邊去，幾乎所有事都能讓他神經(jīng)緊張。

Oh, you have no idea. You have to lay it on the floor, he won't eat it off a plate. And then he will be like, go around it, look at it. He's trying figure out what angle to come into the food. This goes on like, I'm not kidding. This goes on like 5 minutes.
你不知道。你必須把食物倒在地板上，他不會吃盤子里的東西，然后他會 就是繞著食物轉(zhuǎn) 盯著它，他在決定該從哪個角度開吃，這會大概。. 我說真的，這會大概持續(xù)五分鐘左右。

-I think you have a cat,I think you have a cat. -Yeah, I am.
-我覺得你有只貓。 -是啊，我是有只。

I've...I say that. Ya,ya,ya. I'm not kidding and he comes up against your legs and he does that. Anyway, he finally got out of the hand, he was being crate trained. So when I leave the house he goes...
我就這么說的。我沒開玩笑，它經(jīng)常跑過來蹭蹭你的腿。總之這個問題最后解決了，他在接受籠內(nèi)馴化。每次我出家門，它就要進(jìn)去。

Crate training?
籠子訓(xùn)練法？

It's...it's...it's...crate, it's cage, it's crate, cage sounds nasty.
那是。..是個箱子。..籠子， 噢不，是箱子，籠子聽起來多不友好啊。

But he's like you know when I go away for like more hours than three or four. He has to go into this crate and it's roomy, and there's a pad and he goes to sleep.
但當(dāng)我出去超過三或四小時，我不得不把它放進(jìn)箱子里， 里面其實很寬敞， 還有個墊子，它可以在那睡覺。

I see.
明白。

But he did but then he started tearing up everything and he started drawing in the blinds from the... ah the drapes into it.
它會這么做 但一會便開始把所有東西扯個粉碎，它把百葉窗硬是給拽進(jìn)籠子。

I'm serious, and then he started peeing in it and I thought we have a medical issue.
我說真的。然后開始在里面撒尿，我想它可能需要治療。

And so I took him... and thousands of dollars of test later.
所以我?guī)メt(yī)院，然后花了幾千美刀，做了檢查。

I'm not kidding. It's like having a kid.
我說真的 就像有了個孩子一樣。

Well not really, but you know um...thousands of dollars later he did have high protein in his urine which was because he was ...which was because of high blood pressure.
也不完全像。幾千美刀做的測試結(jié)果表明，它的尿液里有較高蛋白質(zhì)含量。這是由高血壓引發(fā)的。

He was anxious, maybe living in a crate?
而高血壓又是因為它很焦慮 也許住在籠子里的緣故吧?

No,knock it off. That's not true.
歇菜吧 沒可能的。

Tonight, tonight...Let's go to your place, and I'll put you in a crate.
今
晚，就今晚，我們到你家，把你放到籠子里。

Oh,knock it off.
歇菜吧。

Then I'll come back in a few hours and see if you've peed on the floor.
過幾個小時我回來，然后看你有沒有在地上撒尿。

Let me tell you what, that's exactly the problem,though.
告訴你吧，這就是問題所在。

If you leave me out of my crate I won't pee in the house and I won't tear up your shoes.
如果你走時不把我關(guān)進(jìn)籠子 我才不會在房子里撒尿。才不會把你的鞋子撕個稀巴爛。

Now somebody surprised me, you said you didn't play sports. --No, I did not.
-某人爆料 ,你不做運動。 -是的 我不碰那玩意。

I heard you talking sports backstage.
可我剛在后臺聽你在談?wù)撨\動比賽。

-Oh, I love watching sports.--Oh you like watching...--I grew into watching sports.
-我喜歡看人比賽。 -你喜歡看啊。-我開始變得喜歡看比賽了。

Football, are you a football guy?
你是橄欖球迷嗎?

I got into football. Football was like my last hurdle.
我喜歡上了橄欖球 橄欖球可算得上是最難喜歡上的一個運動了

I was into tennis, I watched baseball, and then two years ago, I was like...I'm gonna make a commitment to get involved with football, oh, watching it.
我也喜歡網(wǎng)球，也看棒球比賽。就在兩年以前，我宣誓對足球事業(yè)矢志不渝，當(dāng)然是觀看足球比賽的事業(yè)。

Er, because everybody does, but you don't like it,though, do you?
因為每個人都看足球，但你不喜歡，對吧?

I'm not a big fan. I'm always doing something on weekend.
我不是很喜歡，我在周末總做些其他事。

Well a lot of people do, Jay, you might want to start.
很多人都看，Jay,你可以考慮下開始看了。

But I like the way, I like the way you make a commitment to watch.
不過我喜歡你的方式，宣誓對觀看足球事業(yè)的矢志不渝。

Well you have to...So you sit down and forge a plan.
你得...你得坐下制定個計劃。

Yes,I was gonna watch every Sunday and I did.
我準(zhǔn)備每周日都觀看足球比賽，而且我做到了。

And I liked it so much I got involved with Fantasy Football.
我太喜歡看了，我還玩起了夢幻足球。

Yeah, which I really thought I'd be bad at.
我還以為我會很差勁的。

And I mean I kinda have been, I'm in twelfth place out of the twelve of my league but it's not...Now see that would be bad, (It's not good), that would be the definition of bad.
我是說我有點，我是我們隊12名球員中的。第12個但這不是說。..看吧，這很差勁，這不算好，這就是差勁的定義。

In fact it's not not good, (no no), don't use not good, that's bad.
事實上不是不算好，別用不算好，那就是差勁。

I'm bad at it, but what I'm not at it is awkward with it.
我差勁，我不是很善于。

I thought well you don't have much a relationship with sports, how you're gonna play Fan...
我覺得，你平時都和運動沒有什么瓜葛的一個人，怎么玩得了Fan...

It's sort of the dork's way into sports, you know, it's a number's game, it's reading facts.
就像運動白癡地喜歡上了運動，這就是個數(shù)字游戲，講究閱讀比賽數(shù)據(jù)。

No offence to anybody who plays.
各位玩夢幻橄欖球的不要介意。

-You're wonderful people, well I'm playing. I'm a wonderful person, but, y....you know I feel good about it. Except,though, being in the last place. -Well then why do you think you are so bad?
你們都是很棒的人。我也玩，我也是個很棒的人，但。..我覺得我玩的還行，除了在最后一名。-那你為什么覺得你很差勁?

Well my player got, I, my first pick was Gilmore Charles, and he went down in the second week I think, so there was a point. Philip Rivers hasn't panned out like he should have.
我選的第一個球員是Gilmore Charles,他第二周下榜， 這樣算一分。Philip Rivers表現(xiàn)大失水準(zhǔn)。

If could I speak to Philip, please help.
如果我能跟Philip說話的話 擺脫你幫幫忙吧。

I need a big game. I'm out of the playoffs.
我需要一場大勝， 我都進(jìn)不了季后賽了。

Look, we'll take a break. You get your whole fantasy thing together. --Thank you.
好吧，休息一會，你再可以想想 把你和夢幻足球事告訴我們，謝謝。

And we'll be back, more with Jim right after this, be right back.
回來之后 更多關(guān)于Jim的事 馬上呈現(xiàn)。

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