狗毛毛衣

Dog Hair Sweaters - Epic or Ewww?
狗毛毛衣：是史無(wú)前例還是真惡心？

Who are you wearing? Oh, just a little something I knitted with stuff I found in my vacuum filter.
哇，你穿的衣服是誰(shuí)設(shè)計(jì)的？哦，只是我自己用在吸塵器里發(fā)現(xiàn)的東西織出來(lái)的。

愛(ài)狗人士在行動(dòng)

Crafty dog enthusiasts are peddling sweaters and scarves made from none other than bits of dog hair found on their floors, couch cushions, beds, clothing and wherever else dog hair has wafted about in their homes.
心靈手巧的愛(ài)狗人士正在叫賣他們用狗毛織出來(lái)的毛衣和圍巾，他們把在家里的地板上、沙發(fā)墊上、床上、衣物上和其他可能的地方發(fā)現(xiàn)的狗毛收集起來(lái)織成毛衣。

Chiengora牌

"Chiengora" samoyed sweaters & collie caps
“Chiengora”牌薩摩耶毛衣和牧羊犬帽子

According to the Wall Street Journal, a band of like-minded enthusiasts are doing everything they can to turn garments knitted of canine sheddings from a pet-owner's fetish into a fashion trend. Calling it "Chiengora," a kindler, gentler term than "DOG HAIR SWEATER", the term was built around the French word for dog (Chien) that also evokes the luxurious feel of angora.
據(jù)華爾街日?qǐng)?bào)報(bào)道，現(xiàn)在有一批志趣相投的愛(ài)狗人士，他們?cè)诒M一切努力，讓脫落狗毛編織成的衣服能從戀物怪癖變成為一股時(shí)尚潮流。他們給這種狗毛毛衣取名為Chiengora，聽起來(lái)感覺(jué)似乎更有熱情也更優(yōu)雅。這個(gè)名字是基于法語(yǔ)詞匯“Chien”（狗）而來(lái)的，詞匯的另一部分“angora”（安哥拉羊毛）則會(huì)讓人們產(chǎn)生奢華的感覺(jué)。

狗毛毛衣指南

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Apparently this cottage industry was spurred by the publication of a how-to guide titled "Knitting With Dog Hair: Better a Sweater From a Dog You Know and Love Than From a Sheep You'll Never Meet."
很顯然這種家庭手工業(yè)是受到了一本引導(dǎo)指南型書籍的啟發(fā)，這本書書名為《狗毛編織毛衣：用你愛(ài)犬的毛好過(guò)用你素未謀面的羊身上的毛》。

狗毛毛衣工匠

Will I smell like wet dog if it rains?
不過(guò)要是下雨，我會(huì)不會(huì)聞起來(lái)跟淋濕的狗氣味一樣？

It have been reassured that these canine hair crafters wash the dog hair several times with a detergent before spinning it into yarn. Even when wet, a Golden Retriever scarf doesn't smell any more like dog than a typical wool sweater smells like sheep, according to the crafters.
據(jù)
狗毛毛衣工匠們?cè)偃_認(rèn)說(shuō)，他們?cè)诎压访彸杉喦皶?huì)反復(fù)地用清潔劑清洗。就算是淋濕了，金毛獵犬圍巾聞起來(lái)也不會(huì)有狗的氣味，不會(huì)像典型的羊毛衫那樣味道重。

你穿還是不穿

What do you think? Would you wear a dog hair sweater?
你覺(jué)得這個(gè)想法怎么樣？你會(huì)不會(huì)穿件狗毛毛衣？