Are you excited about Comic Con tomorrow?
對(duì)明天的動(dòng)漫節(jié)很期待吧

Oh,so much.
太期待了

Gonna be so many hot babies there
到時(shí)候會(huì)有超多的美女

Finally you can cheat on me ,huh?
你終于有機(jī)會(huì)劈腿了是吧

Yeah,sure.
是啊

Wait,what?
什么

What did you just say?
你剛剛說(shuō)什么

yeah ,sure.
是啊

Why did you just say it like that?
你怎么能這么說(shuō)

Why did I say it like that?
我怎么能怎么說(shuō)

Oh my God.
行啊你

I'm going to ask you something OK?
我要問(wèn)你點(diǎn)事，行嗎

Don't think about the answer,answer me right away.
不要思考，直接回答

-OK.-
OK

Have you ever cheated on me?
你有過(guò)外遇嗎

What ?No!
什么？沒(méi)有!

Oh my God,you hesitated
好吧，你愣了一下

I didn't know you were going to clap.Ask me again.
我不知道你會(huì)拍手嘛，再問(wèn)一次

No I can't ask you again bacause now you know the question.
你都知道問(wèn)題了，我還再問(wèn)一次？

Look at you ,you were acting so weird.
你看，你這會(huì)兒變得怪怪的了

No I'm not.
沒(méi)有

Yes you are.
就是怪怪的

Look at you,you are like crazy.
你看你看，你都要發(fā)飆了

You're being funny.
你真能搞笑

I am being completely serious.
我是很認(rèn)真的

Now,you look at me in the eye.You tell me you never cheated on me.
好，看著我的眼睛說(shuō)你從沒(méi)有過(guò)外遇

I never cheated...
我從沒(méi)

Whoa!Stop!What are you doing?You'rehypnotizing me.Stop it!You just act natural.OK?
停！你在干嘛？對(duì)我催眠？停！你自然點(diǎn)說(shuō)，行不

If you're innocent,it should be no problem.
不做虧心事，不怕鬼敲門(mén)

Okay.I never cheated on you.
好。我從沒(méi)有過(guò)外遇

I don't believe you.
我不信

Okay,what's going on?Did one of your friends say something?or...
到底怎么啦？是不是你哪個(gè)朋友說(shuō)的，還是...

One of my friends?So it's one of my friends?
我朋友？是我的某個(gè)朋友？

You're sick.Who?Megan?
你真惡心，是誰(shuí)？Megan？

No,I'm not...
我意思是

Who was it ?
是誰(shuí)

Who was it ?Megan?Claire?
是誰(shuí)？是Megan?Claire?

NO!
不是

Someone from your work?
是你同事？

Who?Who?Who?Who was it?
是誰(shuí)，她是誰(shuí)？

No!None of them!I wouldn't have sex with them even if they were the last woman alive on this planet.No body.
沒(méi)有誰(shuí)。即是地球上其他女人都死光了我也不會(huì)跟她們外遇。我沒(méi)外遇

Fine.Stop.Close your eyes.
好吧。別說(shuō)了。閉上眼睛

Open them when I say.
我叫你睜開(kāi)再睜開(kāi)

You don't hurt me.
你別打我啊

Open!
睜開(kāi)

Jesus Christ!What are you doing？
老大！你在干嘛

Checking for boners.
你硬了

I don't have a boner.
哪有硬啊

Close your eyes,next picture.
閉眼，下一張

No!This is ridiculous.
別整這個(gè)了，這太搞了

What do I have to do to prove to you...that I didn't cheat on you,baby?
我要怎么樣才能證明我沒(méi)有外遇，親愛(ài)的

告訴我她是誰(shuí)

It's my sister!She's a whore.
那是我妹妹！她是干那個(gè)的

Oh!So your sister turns out to be a sixty-nine,crazy,bunny hoe,and you end up being a monogamous,one-woman kind of a guy?
所以你妹妹是69號(hào)溫柔小妹而你卻是一個(gè)專(zhuān)情的新好男人

Yes.
是

What's wrong?
怎么啦

I'm crying and you're not even doing anything.You won't even touch me anymore.
我哭你都不管我，你碰都不想碰我

I'll totally touch you baby
我當(dāng)然想碰你啦親愛(ài)的

Don't touch me now.I had to ask you to do it.
別碰我！居然還要我說(shuō)

This is crazy,baby
這也太過(guò)了吧親愛(ài)的

Okay,fine.So you never cheated on me?
好吧，你真的沒(méi)有過(guò)外遇

No!I've never cheated on you and I'm never gonna cheat on you.You're my everything,you're my life.I mean,I would...fight an army of radioactive spiders for you.You know? I would walk on a street of glass barefoot for you.I love you.
我沒(méi)有。以后也不會(huì)有。你是我的全部，你是我的生命。為了你我可以大戰(zhàn)毒蜘蛛小隊(duì)。我也可以光著腳在荊棘上狂奔。我愛(ài)你

I cheated on you.
我有外遇了

What
什么