1 烏姆里奇衣服好漂亮

Voldemort：Oh my God, I love your shirt! Where did you get it?
伏地魔：矮油~好稀飯你這件衣服！哪買的？？

Dumbledore: = =
鄧布利多：= =

Umbridge: It was my mom's in the 80's.
烏姆里奇：這是我麻麻上世紀(jì)80年代衣服來的。

Voldemort: Vintage. So adorable.
伏地魔：復(fù)古風(fēng)，好漂釀~！

Umbridge: Thanks！
烏姆里奇：謝謝！

Dumbledore: = =
鄧布利多：= =

Voldemort: That is the ugliest f*ing shirt I've ever seen.
伏地魔：我×，這是我見過最難看的衣服了。

Dumbledore: I know!
鄧布利多：我懂的??！

2 伏地魔殺死斯內(nèi)普真相

Voldemort killed me, because I had a beautiful nose and a full head of hair.
伏地魔把我殺了是因?yàn)槲矣衅恋谋亲樱疫€有滿滿一頭的秀發(fā)。

3 抱抱團(tuán)

free hugs
愛的抱抱@@

4 抱我

Voldemort: Give me a hug!!
伏地魔：抱我！！

Malfoy: !!!
馬爾福：額滴個(gè)神哪??！

5 西弗勒斯遲到原因

Voldemore: Severus...You are late.
伏地魔：西弗勒斯...你遲到了。

Severus: My lord...I brought tacos.
西弗勒斯：大王...我買了炸玉米卷喲。

6 哈利不懂禮貌

Harry Potter: Why don't you have a nose?
哈利波特：（魔魔叔叔）你怎么沒有鼻子呀？

Voldemore: = =
伏地魔：= =

Dumbledore: Oh my God Harry, you ,can't just ask people why they don't have a nose...
鄧布利多：天哪，哈利，你不能這么直接問人家為什么人家沒有鼻子的啦...

7 蝙蝠俠反派人物客串

It's simple, kill the Batman.
解決問題很簡單，殺了蝙蝠俠就行。

Who is the guy?
蝙蝠俠是哪位...？

8 伏地魔請(qǐng)客

Harry Potter...the boy who lived...come for pie.
哈利·波特...活下來的男孩...來吃餅吧！╮(╯▽╰)╭

9 社交網(wǎng)絡(luò)客串

Want a hug?
想讓我抱抱嗎？

馬克·扎克伯格：= =

伏地魔：O(∩_∩)O（賣萌?。。?！這個(gè)世界連伏地魔都會(huì)賣萌啦?。。?/p>