smile for real

[1] Smile. For real. With teeth.
微笑——真誠、露齒。
P.S. 非賊笑、竊笑、苦笑，淫笑……（萌漫畫學(xué)英語：各種“笑”怎么說？）

Friend him on Facebook

[2] Friend him on Facebook, obviously.
在微博、人人、開心上加他為好友。
P.S. 前提是人家也常常泡這些社交網(wǎng)站哦！

grab arm

[3] Grab his arm during the scary part.
看到嚇人的情節(jié)時，及時挽住他的手臂。
P.S. 這招屢試不爽，應(yīng)該沒有男士會拒絕吧~

book with marginalia

[4] Hand him a copy of a book you think he’d like, with all your clever marginalia scribbled inside.
給他一本你認為他會喜歡的書，附帶你機智而潦草的讀書筆記。
P.S. 為神馬是潦草的呢? 這年代流行涂鴉么...

dance with him or not

[5] Dance! With him or not.
跳舞吧！和不和他一起都沒有關(guān)系。
P.S. 嘿嘿，不和他一起？是想引發(fā)他醋意么~

whatever you are good at

[6] Just be really, really good at whatever it is you do—tamale making, number crunching, karaoke. He’ll notice.
做你擅長的事，玉米粉蒸肉、數(shù)字搗弄、K歌。他會留意到的。
P.S 神馬長處都木有的人表示此路不通。

Touch somewhere un-erogenous

[7] Touch him somewhere un-erogenous-wrist, elbow-but also unnecessary.
撫摸他——不敏感的地方，比如腕、肘，但也不一定要這樣。
P.S. 介個要適可而止~

Invent a little gesture

[8] Invent a little gesture that says, “You. Here. Now.”
發(fā)明一些手勢，暗示“你，現(xiàn)在，過來”。
P.S. 介個很強大嘛~

Nudge your dog

[9] Nudge your dog to flirt with his dog.
慫恿你的寵物狗去調(diào)戲他的。
P.S. 話說好事成雙~

Repeat all of the above

[10] New target? Repeat all of the following that worked!
有新目標了？以上十條建議，凡是有效的，都可重復(fù)使用！