1. Jimmy is three years old.

吉米3歲了。

One day, he was gazing out of the window when the night fell. He suddenly shouted, "Mum, mum, come close the window!"

一天，他正在窗口觀望，夜幕降臨。他突然喊道：“媽媽，媽媽，快來關窗！”

"Why? It's not cold, sonny."

“為什么？天不冷呀，寶貝?！?/div>

"Yes, mum, but the night will come inside."

“是的，媽媽，可黑夜會進來?！?/div>

2. Harry: "My big brother shaves every day."

哈里：“我哥哥每天都刮臉。”

Henry: "My brother shaves fifty times a day."

亨利：“我哥哥每天刮50次臉?！?/div>

Harry: "Is he crazy?"

哈里：“他瘋了嗎？”

Henry: "No, he's a barber."

亨利：“沒有，他是一名理發(fā)師?！?/div>

3. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

小男孩問他的父親：“爸爸，結婚要花多少錢？”

His father replied, "I don't know, son, because I'm still paying for it now."

他的父親回答說：“兒子，我不知道，因為我現(xiàn)在還在為它付賬呢?！?/div>

4. Two boys were admiring the famous statue by Rodin entitled "The Thinker".

兩個男孩正在欣賞羅丹的著名雕塑《思考者》。

"What do you suppose he's thinking about?" asked one.

“你猜他在想什么？’其中一個問道。

"I guess he's thinking about where he put his clothes," replied the other.

“我猜他是在想他把衣服放在哪里了吧。”另一個回答說。

5. Younger Scout: "How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?"

年少童子軍：“我怎么才能區(qū)分蘑菇和毒菌？”

Older Scout: "Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up thenext morning, it was a mushroom."

年長童子軍：“你上床睡覺前，吃其中的一個。如果你第二天早上醒來，那就是蘑菇?！?/div>


? 英語幽默600篇

題材豐富、淺顯易懂
英漢對照、翻譯中肯
????? 青閏編譯
上海交通大學出版社