The Beatles - I'm The Walrus

The first two lines ("I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together/ See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly") are hardly the most bizarre, as Lennon goes on to sing about everything from "sitting on a cornflake" to getting a tan "from the English rain." "I Am the Walrus" is perhaps most famous for its completely random chorus: "I am the eggman/ They are the eggmen/ I am the Walrus/ Coo coo ca-choo."
這首歌開頭兩句歌詞“I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together/ See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly”還不算最詭異的，因為后面就開始唱“坐在玉米片上”“在英國雨中曬黑”等等等等，和聲部分尤其難以理解：我是蛋人，他們是蛋人，我是海象~~~列儂死后有很多人試圖找出歌詞中隱含的意思，但是恐怕列儂就真的只是想惡搞一次吧。

完整歌詞：
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Mister City Policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.

Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I'm crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo... (etc.)