摘掉眼鏡是不能變美女的

I have never taken my glasses off and put my hair down and suddenly become 9000 times hotter than previously thought.
我從來沒有像影視劇里那樣摘掉眼鏡放下頭發(fā)就立馬變身大美女了。

小編注：芙蓉姐姐也要減肥才能變好看的有木有?。?！

黑客也是很苦逼的

Hacker types furiously for 10 seconds before breaking into a password protected database or whatever is needed to further the plot in under a minute.
黑客在鍵盤上噼里啪啦狂敲一分鐘就破解了密碼竊取了絕密數(shù)據(jù)什么的。

小編注：這應(yīng)該是因為影視劇里的電腦都很高級，開個機不到三秒鐘……

鑒證實錄是騙你的

DNA results come back in 2 minutes——They actually take about 6 months in normal police stations, considering all the backlogs.
DNA檢測報告兩分鐘就能拿到手——其實要等六個月啊因為有工作積壓。

小編注：鑒證科的同事們真?zhèn)黄稹?/p>

電視新聞永遠是別人的故事

I never turn on the news and see that what's on is immediately relevant to my situation.
從來沒有哪次看新聞的時候發(fā)現(xiàn)跟我有半點相關(guān)。

小編注：反正不要指望班上不起眼的同學(xué)成了大明星……

驚悚片就只是驚悚片而已

I've never had someone standing behind me when I close the bathroom mirror cabinet.
關(guān)上浴室的鏡子壁櫥時從來沒發(fā)現(xiàn)有人站在我背后。

小編注：這個還是不要有的好……

考試才不會一眨眼就過去

Studying for tests does not go into montage mode.
考前復(fù)習(xí)的時間才不會像影視劇里那樣以蒙太奇的方式閃過呢！

小編注：現(xiàn)實中有蒙太奇多好，不開心的時光一閃就過……

萬眾矚目什么的是不現(xiàn)實的

I have never walked into a bar filled with black people and had the record scratch while everyone stares at me in stunned silence.
從來沒有在走進一家全是黑人還有DJ打碟的酒吧時，所有人都安靜下來盯著我看。

小編注：參加party的時候也是不會有人盯著自己看的，轉(zhuǎn)學(xué)到一個新班級也是不會有人盯著自己看的，不管怎樣除非豁出去了穿奇裝異服或者不穿衣服不然怎么都不會有人盯著自己看啊……

追公交時才沒有淡出的鏡頭

I don't disappear behind buses that drive by.
從來不會在公交車開過之后人就消失。

小編注：消失的話那定是瞬間穿越鳥~